Satire-ish Stories

In a world that’s gone completely batshit crazy you got to do some wrong to do things right.

Let me show you how to do it the wrong way

It was more than a name.

When men flooded my inbox, but not my pussy.

[WARNING — THIS IS A ZATANNA “XTRA” DARK DUB-COM STORY! — YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY WARNED!]

Today’s episode — Martian Porn

BDSM | BONDAGE | PUNISHMENT | HUMOR | SATIRE

With their husbands at home, the ladies have fun

Tie me up and lay me down

CHAD HASN’T BEEN KEEPING HIS TAINT CLEAN

Just Another Day of Shopping at Fred and Martha’s

When breakfast is the most important meal of the day

And I can’t even remember his…

When a M4F ad goes terribly wrong

How the star quarterback prepares for the big game

This life-affirming focus will help you understand how to please your man during different life stages

Learn from this scientific comparison to improve your swings and strokes

Elsa was soaking in the tub while her helpful husband called a rooter service to unclog the drain

She needs her Prescription!

My requirements are few…

She’s The Sexiest Thing I’ve EVER Seen!

Latex, body bags, and furry animals

A Pet’s Point of View . . . Of their Owners Doing the Nasty

Here’s how you can observe chastity all year long