Sex-ish Stories

A quick music guide to seduce those fur pies to get ‘em singing.

In a world that’s gone completely batshit crazy you got to do some wrong to do things right.

Let me show you how to do it the wrong way

When men flooded my inbox, but not my pussy.

[WARNING — THIS IS A ZATANNA “XTRA” DARK DUB-COM STORY! — YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY WARNED!]

When mainstream porn gets women off in all the wrong ways

When breakfast is the most important meal of the day

And, of course, I tried.

When a M4F ad goes terribly wrong

This life-affirming focus will help you understand how to please your man during different life stages

Learn from this scientific comparison to improve your swings and strokes

Uncovering the Truth Behind Men & Pegging: 10,000 Views Reveal All

She almost broke her jaw.

A Pet’s Point of View . . . Of their Owners Doing the Nasty

Just doing what I can to support the Cuban people

Another brilliant ad from r/naughtyfromneglect

From hotels to apartments the sounds are unmistakable

The Mein Kampf of the Kama Sutra

Hard to keep those hormones in check…

Fab Tips for the reluctant (or just unsexy) sex-writer

Standing in line at the swimsuit water extractor

Sex and The Final Frontier

A short history of my penis

Some surprise guests join us in bed.