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How to Blow a Second Date
How to Blow a Second Date
I’m talking to you guys — the gals already know how to do this.
Glenn M Stewart
May 13
The Sauciest Music For the Sauciest Pusses
The Sauciest Music For the Sauciest Pusses
A quick music guide to seduce those fur pies to get ‘em singing.
Ocean Blue
Apr 29
Why You Need To Be A Dirty Little Sl%t To Make Insane Money !
Why You Need To Be A Dirty Little Sl%t To Make Insane Money !
In a world that’s gone completely batshit crazy you got to do some wrong to do things right.
Ocean Blue
Apr 16
How NOT to Cheat
How NOT to Cheat
Let me show you how to do it the wrong way
MonalisaSmiled
Mar 27
Big Dick Donovan
Big Dick Donovan
It was more than a name.
J. Salvatore Domino
Dec 28, 2023
Flakes, Fakes, and Teases
Flakes, Fakes, and Teases
When men flooded my inbox, but not my pussy.
MonalisaSmiled
Dec 20, 2023
Maggie The Unreluctant Mistress And Her Husband Peter — Making Cookies
Maggie The Unreluctant Mistress And Her Husband Peter — Making Cookies
[WARNING — THIS IS A ZATANNA “XTRA” DARK DUB-COM STORY! — YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY WARNED!]
Zatanna Dark
Dec 20, 2023
The Sexual Twilight Zone With Rod Pervling
The Sexual Twilight Zone With Rod Pervling
Today’s episode — Martian Porn
Mark Tulin
Nov 26, 2023
Maggie The Unreluctant Mistress And Her Husband Peter
Maggie The Unreluctant Mistress And Her Husband Peter
BDSM | BONDAGE | PUNISHMENT | HUMOR | SATIRE
Zatanna Dark
Nov 5, 2023
Things in Porn that Don’t Work in Real Life
Things in Porn that Don’t Work in Real Life
When mainstream porn gets women off in all the wrong ways
MonalisaSmiled
Oct 4, 2023
The Return of Mistress Minima
The Return of Mistress Minima
A legendary evening at the Soggy Bottom Sex Club
Sifu
Aug 7, 2023
The Real Hotwives of Cucksburg
The Real Hotwives of Cucksburg
With their husbands at home, the ladies have fun
Sifu
Jul 23, 2023
My Secret Cowgirl Fetish
My Secret Cowgirl Fetish
Tie me up and lay me down
Mark Tulin
Jul 11, 2023
The Newest Micro-Division Of The TSA Is The Dingle-Berry Patrol
The Newest Micro-Division Of The TSA Is The Dingle-Berry Patrol
CHAD HASN’T BEEN KEEPING HIS TAINT CLEAN
Zatanna Dark
Jul 8, 2023
Hazel’s Extreme Banana-Rama Challenge! I’m Here To Get Me Some Yum Yum!
Hazel’s Extreme Banana-Rama Challenge! I’m Here To Get Me Some Yum ...
Just Another Day of Shopping at Fred and Martha’s
Zatanna Dark
Jun 14, 2023
Be My Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
Be My Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
When breakfast is the most important meal of the day
MonalisaSmiled
May 22, 2023
Give Me an Atomic Wedgie, She Said.
Give Me an Atomic Wedgie, She Said.
And, of course, I tried.
Mark Tulin
May 16, 2023
A Stranger Tattooed My Name on His Ass
A Stranger Tattooed My Name on His Ass
And I can’t even remember his…
r.j. quirk
May 1, 2023
I’m A Catch!
I’m A Catch!
When a M4F ad goes terribly wrong
MonalisaSmiled
Apr 12, 2023
Sex and American Football
Sex and American Football
How the star quarterback prepares for the big game
Mark Tulin
Mar 22, 2023
Chain Letter: The Blowjob Edition
Chain Letter: The Blowjob Edition
Forward this story to 4 people for a happy ending
Honorata Onanisma
Mar 16, 2023
A Quick Zatanna Dark Guide to Sending Dick Pics:
A Quick Zatanna Dark Guide to Sending Dick Pics:
Or NOT Sending them the 99.9% of the Time We DON’T want to see them!
Zatanna Dark
Mar 16, 2023
Blowjob Galore: A Happy Day in My Life
Blowjob Galore: A Happy Day in My Life
Is this what they call poetry?
Honorata Onanisma
Feb 27, 2023
A Journey to Enlightenment and a Topless Beach
A Journey to Enlightenment and a Topless Beach
A Tale Badly in Need of an Editor
Sifu
Feb 22, 2023
What Men Really Want in the Marriage Bed
What Men Really Want in the Marriage Bed
This life-affirming focus will help you understand how to please your man during different life stages
G. Charles
Feb 14, 2023
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