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Dry Gulch
Dry Gulch
California Isn’t The Only Area Experiencing Extreme Drought
VV Valentine
Aug 8
Hitler’s Lovemaking
Hitler’s Lovemaking
The Mein Kampf of the Kama Sutra
Mark Tulin
Aug 5
Teacher
Teacher
Hard to keep those hormones in check…
Mary McGrath
Jul 22
Think You Can’t Write About Sex?
Think You Can’t Write About Sex?
Fab Tips for the reluctant (or just unsexy) sex-writer
Mia Miller
Jul 10
I’m NOT Your Type
I’m NOT Your Type
When a Naughty From Neglect ad tells the truth
MonalisaSmiled
Jul 5
So You’re Attracted to Yourself in a Wig, What Next?
So You’re Attracted to Yourself in a Wig, What Next?
How to quit spending Friday nights seduced by your reflection
Alexander J Porter
Jun 29
My Filthy Secret Pleasure — Pornhub Comments
My Filthy Secret Pleasure — Pornhub Comments
When PornHub isn’t just for masturbation
MonalisaSmiled
Jun 16
The Coed Locker Room at the Gym
The Coed Locker Room at the Gym
Standing in line at the swimsuit water extractor
Mark Tulin
Jun 12
Is The Age of the Orgasmatron Finally Here?
Is The Age of the Orgasmatron Finally Here?
Sex and The Final Frontier
The God of Porn
May 19
If A Guy Says This To You On A Date, Grab Your Breadsticks and Run.
If A Guy Says This To You On A Date, Grab Your Breadsticks and Run.
“The easiest way to get comfortable being single is by going on a speed date.” — Lao Tzu, probably.
Caitlin Andrews
May 4
Trying Not to Get Caught in the Zipper
Trying Not to Get Caught in the Zipper
A short history of my penis
Mark Tulin
Apr 25
Do Bedbugs Count as an STI?
Do Bedbugs Count as an STI?
Some surprise guests join us in bed.
Ivy Harlow
Apr 25
A Dream Ashley Madison Ad
A Dream Ashley Madison Ad
This guy is ticking every box
MonalisaSmiled
Apr 20
My Lady Brain on Porn
My Lady Brain on Porn
Let me tell you my love/hate relationship with PornHub
MonalisaSmiled
Apr 10
The Affair Partner Review System
The Affair Partner Review System
Ashley Madison would make a mint…
MonalisaSmiled
Apr 3
The Sapiosexual Dude, the Hot Chick, and Henry David Thoreau
The Sapiosexual Dude, the Hot Chick, and Henry David Thoreau
A fine line separates sexy intelligence and stupidity
G. Charles
Mar 17
“Words With Friends” Is the New Tinder
“Words With Friends” Is the New Tinder
Looking for a lover online
MonalisaSmiled
Mar 16
Stop Saying Blow When You Mean Suck
Stop Saying Blow When You Mean Suck
Sometimes we say one thing and mean another
J. Salvatore Domino
Mar 7
Snow Balling and Spit Drinking
Snow Balling and Spit Drinking
Thanks but no thanks
MonalisaSmiled
Mar 7
That Time My Boyfriend’s Mom Was in the Room While He Was Inside of Me
That Time My Boyfriend’s Mom Was in the Room While He Was Inside of Me
Why do these things always happen to me?
Kamryn Rose
Mar 2
Tranny Chasers — Str8 Men ISO Cock
Tranny Chasers — Str8 Men ISO Cock
Do straight men just love dicks?
The God of Porn
Mar 2
Lines Women Would NEVER Write
Lines Women Would NEVER Write
What some men might want to hear, but never do
MonalisaSmiled
Feb 27
Using my Son’s Soccer Report Card to Evaluate my Middle-Aged Lovin’
Using my Son’s Soccer Report Card to Evaluate my Middle-Aged Lovin’
Assessing my game when I Scorrrrrre!
Bald Smooth and Chinese
Feb 24
Love Behind a New York City Deli Case
Love Behind a New York City Deli Case
Tasting her cheesecake with cherry topping
Mark Tulin
Feb 16
The Steep Rise of Incest Porn
The Steep Rise of Incest Porn
Incest is Wincest — and it’s everywhere
The God of Porn
Jan 30
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