Absurd

The Five People You Meet In Hell Who All Turn Out To Be Hitler

Hell is other people, except when it’s…

You Just Failed To Unsheathe Excalibur From Its Stone, But I’m Giving You a Pep Talk, Superstar!

I Am An Unprocessed Woman

“Hush, Jayden…a teenage-woman-in-her-twenties-who-is-actually-in-her-forties…

Recipe: Salvador Dali’s Lemonade

Salinity grounds the body, bringing health to one’s moustache.

The Tawdry Tale Of How I Started My Fake Detective Agency