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Elections
Adam Dietz
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Slackjaw
Jun 10
You Don’t Need To Worry About The 2024 Presidential Election Because “
Red One”
Hits Theaters Ten Days Later
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Erin A Ross
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Oct 31, 2022
Why I’m Not Voting For Marnie Piper In The Next Halloweentown Election
She’s become a monster. And…
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166
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Maddie Weigelt
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Jan 23, 2021
‘Twas The Night Before Inauguration
‘Twas the night before inauguration, and all through the White House,
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372
Emma Soren
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Nov 2, 2020
Analyzing Potential Election Scenarios
An illustrated, highly scientific breakdown of possible…
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231
Christopher Shelley
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Oct 22, 2020
Meet The First Hybrid, Bipartisan Presidential Candidate
:
Kirk Bush-Kennedy
No more red and blue
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2 responses
Carlos Greaves
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Oct 12, 2020
Cat, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Or Green Party?
Doesn’t like new people entering their home.
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626
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Matt Pettigrew
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Sep 7, 2020
Your Political Discourse Needs A Safe-Word
Political discourse between consenting adults can be deeply…
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1 response
Steven Demmler
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Jan 18, 2020
Some Of My Politically Correct Tweets Resurfaced And Now I’m Being Pressured To Resign From My Racist Organization
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Keaton Patti
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Aug 30, 2019
We Ran A Great Mayoral Campaign But The Dog Beat Us Fair and Square
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475
4 responses
Donnell King
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Mar 22, 2019
I Will Not Run for President
I know this announcement will disappoint; deal with it
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455
2 responses