Life

The State Of My Dancing

When I plié, instead of gently bending my knees, I leap like a startled cat…

Super Specific And Special Instructions With My Food Delivery Order

Please hurry in a specific way…

I’m Your Door And You Need To Calm Down, It’s Just A Knock

HUMOR | SATIRE

As a 24 Year-Old, I Am Seriously Amazed By This Anti-Aging Exfoliator

Listen, Kid, Being An Adult Is Harder Than You Can Possibly Imagine

I Do Some Of My Best Worrying In The Morning

With my hastily made cup of Folgers, I settle into my…

I Suffer Fools Gladly

I’ll admit it: I’m just one of those people who’s always loved fools.

Faculty Self-Assessment Highlights From That English Professor Who Teaches In A Tank Top And Flip-Flops

Nobody Appreciates My Erotic Bird Feeders

It is incredibly difficult to find handcrafted bird feeders…

Life Advice From The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles