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Slackjaw
Medium humor. Large laughs.
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Viktoria Shulevich
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Jun 18
We’re A Company Whose Boots You Clicked On Once, And Now We Are Email-Stalking You
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Ruth Fish
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Apr 27
“Am I A Saint?” Your Grocery Store Cashier Will Now Tell You
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Emma Murf
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Nov 21, 2022
Will You Sponsor Waterford Crystal Glassware For My First-Grade Classroom?
Many of my students don’t…
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Anne Kenner
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Oct 22, 2021
Grocery List: Can YOU Make It Through The Store Without Losing Your Shit?
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Steven Stampone
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Sep 29, 2021
Don’t Buy the Froggy Mug, Sarah!
Come with me if you don’t want to ribbit.
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Christopher Shelley
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Aug 6, 2021
Antique Store Haggling Tactics That Will Save You Money And May Get You Killed
Everyone wants to save…
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Sarah James
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Mar 12, 2021
Our Clothing Catalogue Is Beautiful, Trendy, And Totally Unhelpful
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Justin Gawel
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Jan 5, 2021
I Really Don’t Think That Guy At Costco Was Hitting On You, Dad
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Sam Lawyer
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Jul 10, 2020
Your Friend’s Guide To Being Fun, Fabulous, And Financially Ruined
Hope you brought your wallet!
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Anthony DeThomas
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Jan 25, 2020
Famous Writers Pitch to Target For A New Line Of Quote-Covered Merchandise
Bird feeders, rustic…
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