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California Unveils Plan To Replace Gas-Powered Cars With Carriages Pulled By Homeless People

Octopus Intelligent Enough To Know It Will Someday Be Overcooked

Israel Promises Ceasefire Will Last Until Militant Group Changes Its Name

Report: 92% Of Americans Wish They Could Have Tasted Dinosaur Meat

Hell Opens New Wing For Souls Who Fed Pigeons And Squirrels

EU Announces Travel Ban For Poor Americans

BRUSSELS — Following news that the U.S. Dollar and Euro have reached price parity for…

Amazon Introduces Neural Implant For Subconscious Shopping

FDA Reveals It’s Been Butter All Along

WASHINGTON — Publicly condemning what they called “an illicit, high-level campaign of fraud…

Americans Comforted By Reminder That Their Country Isn’t The Only Place Where Terrible Things Happen

Remains Of Seven Dwarfs Discovered In Disney Vault