The Dumpster Fire

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Dec 21, 2020

Next Government Stimulus Package to be Paid in Fortnite V-Bucks

“We came to an overwhelming conclusion…

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Dec 12, 2020

Trump Set to Play Protagonist in Upcoming ‘Home Alone’ Reboot

“It’s going to be an instant Christmas…

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Dec 6, 2020

Washington Monument Mysteriously Disappears Overnight

Let’s hope Nicolas Cage has an open schedule.

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Dec 4, 2020

Hallmark to Release Twenty New Christmas Movies Every Month till the End of Time

“The gift that keeps…

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Dec 2, 2020

5 Songs to Keep You Warm in the Winter

Fighting off the seasonal depression, one jam at a time.

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Nov 27, 2020

Black Friday Shoppers Show Nothing but Kindness and Respect for Each Other

A heartwarming sight…

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Nov 25, 2020

Alvin and the Chipmunks Refusing to Sing Christmas Songs Before December 1st

“Let the other holidays have their own time to shine”

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Nov 24, 2020

Families Happy to Have a Valid Excuse to Skip Thanksgiving This Year

“This is the best possible end…

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Nov 23, 2020

Santa Set to Only Visit Families That Are Following Masking Guidelines

All mask-wearers will be on…

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Nov 20, 2020

New Florida Gun Law Allows Old Men to Shoot Kids that Won’t Get Off Their Lawn

DeSantis hopes for…

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