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The Dumpster Fire

Hot Takes & Even Hotter Garbage from Around the World

Next Government Stimulus Package to be Paid in Fortnite V-Bucks

“We came to an overwhelming conclusion…

Trump Set to Play Protagonist in Upcoming ‘Home Alone’ Reboot

“It’s going to be an instant Christmas…

Washington Monument Mysteriously Disappears Overnight

Let’s hope Nicolas Cage has an open schedule.

Hallmark to Release Twenty New Christmas Movies Every Month till the End of Time

“The gift that keeps…

5 Songs to Keep You Warm in the Winter

Fighting off the seasonal depression, one jam at a time.

Black Friday Shoppers Show Nothing but Kindness and Respect for Each Other

A heartwarming sight…

Alvin and the Chipmunks Refusing to Sing Christmas Songs Before December 1st

“Let the other holidays have their own time to shine”

Families Happy to Have a Valid Excuse to Skip Thanksgiving This Year

“This is the best possible end…

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