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SORT OF SPORTS
Batter Uses Moronic Hit-by-Pitch Rule to Achieve Perfect on-Base Percentage
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Oct 15, 2023
MLB’s First Shoot Out Series Starts Tonight
Governor Abbott adds last minute rule changes
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Aug 18, 2023
GOP Official Brings 18-Foot Inflatable Penis Saying “Fuck Biden” to Youth Baseball Game
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Jun 9, 2023
The Local Baseball Team Is Changing Its Name Back to The Brown Dukes After a Short Stint as The Swinging Cocks
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Mark Tulin
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Jun 5, 2023
BASEBALL FETISH
Holy Cow, it’s Bobblehead Day!
More than a booby prize
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May 17, 2023
What MLB Figures Will Never Say (A Brief Respite From Pro Baseball’s Tropes, Cliches, and Evasions)
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R.D. Ronstad
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Apr 25, 2023
Baseball Superstar Contract Requests That Have Been Denied
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Matt Garvin
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Mar 18, 2023
Frozen Heads and Immortality
If I can’t live forever, can I at least have my head frozen for all of…
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R.D. Ronstad
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Feb 15, 2023
Things, Besides Crying, That Should Not Exist in Baseball (by a Baseball Curmudgeon)
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Rich Taylor
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Feb 6, 2023
A Letter to Our Fans from the Commissioner of Baseball & His Billionaire Owners
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