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Sep 18
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.
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Jul 1
The Sinner’s Guide To Getting Into Heaven
It’s harder than ever to enter Paradise. You need a plan.
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Clem Samson
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Apr 29
Sunday Sermon
Scientists: Why Do You Thank God For Your Food Before You Eat It?
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Joe Bee
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Apr 10
God Owes Nigerian Gangsters Money
They say I owe them, but technically, God does.
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Clem Samson
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Feb 26
Scientists: God Finds Us Amusing
He’s laughing with us, not at us
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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Nov 3, 2023
NOT EVERYONE GETS A HAPPY ENDING
When Bad Statistics Happen to Good People
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Ryan Redmond
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Sep 7, 2023
God Spoke to Me Through the Keurig Machine
He told me I’m wasting my time.
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Jun 25, 2023
Sunday Sermon
Scientists: God is Female
The evidence is incontrovertible
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Indra Raj Pathak
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May 17, 2023
The Divine Mix-Up: God Created Men, or Men Created God
The great Absurdistanian philosopher, Sir
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Freeman Scott
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Apr 7, 2023
BIBLE STUDY
Jesus and His Publicist Hammer Out the Sermon on the Mount
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