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Surviving a Family Reunion: A Guide for the Mildly Introverted
Surviving a Family Reunion: A Guide for the Mildly Introverted
Your aunt’s third inquiry about your love life is just the warm-up
Ricky
Oct 20
Chaya Raichik Backs Kamala Harris After Realizing Gender-Affirming Care Means Castrating Criminals
Chaya Raichik Backs Kamala Harris After Realizing Gender-Affirming Care Means Castrating Criminals
Removing the Dick in Dick Cheney
Ellie Salvaje
Oct 20
Trump Tells Young Farm Boy of His Love for Cows
Trump Tells Young Farm Boy of His Love for Cows
Critics are calling this ’udderly ridiculous’
Johnny Robish
Oct 19
Why Does Porn Leave Out The Awkward Moments Of Sex?
Why Does Porn Leave Out The Awkward Moments Of Sex?
Because we can’t handle the truth, that’s why.
Christine Stevens
Oct 19
Apology Letter From a Piranha to His Piranha Buddy Who He Accidentally Bit Last Tuesday at Lunch
Apology Letter From a Piranha to His Piranha Buddy Who He Accidentally Bit Last Tuesday at Lunch
Hi Brent — It’s me, Richard. I hope this note finds you well. I mean, as well as you can be when you’re clearly missing a mouth-shaped…
Ian Kiar
Oct 19
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 134
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 134
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Oct 19
Breaking Down Trump’s Controversial “Day of Love” January 6th Comment
Breaking Down Trump’s Controversial “Day of Love” January 6th Comment
Dude. It’s time to upgrade your speech-making
Christopher Holdroyd
Oct 19
What Is The Self?
What Is The Self?
A phantasm very similar to Big Foot
Clem Samson
Oct 18
Confessions of a Jezebel Spirit
Confessions of a Jezebel Spirit
Let’s reappropriate that term, ladies
Christine Stevens
Oct 18
Fear the head lice
Fear the head lice
And not the robots
Southside Dublin mom
Oct 18
Before You Die, Swim Naked and Fully Clothed
Before You Die, Swim Naked and Fully Clothed
Imagine treading water wearing a business suit. Blue jeans. A sweater. Or whatever you chose to wear when you left the house that morning…
Greg Schwem
Oct 18
Invasion of the Office Miniature Pumpkins
Invasion of the Office Miniature Pumpkins
Michael hates autumn… but he might have a good reason!
Kenny Reilly
Oct 18
Surviving Your Kid’s Public Tantrum
Surviving Your Kid’s Public Tantrum
Because who doesn’t love a good show in aisle five?
Ricky
Oct 18
Parenting Hacks for the Practical Sociopath
Parenting Hacks for the Practical Sociopath
Get the results you expect, every time
Ryan Eland
Oct 18
If This Isn’t Nice, I Don’t Know What Is.
If This Isn’t Nice, I Don’t Know What Is.
What is “nice” these days and will it keep us out of jail?
Robert Cormack
Oct 18
Drumpf Tells Assassins, “Come and Get Me”
Drumpf Tells Assassins, “Come and Get Me”
Then world’s manliest man begs for Army to protect him
Phillip T Stephens
Oct 17
Can You Sleep 8 Hours in 2? Google’s Optimism Is Hilarious
Can You Sleep 8 Hours in 2? Google’s Optimism Is Hilarious
You can’t compress sleep into a time-saving PowerPoint file
Shaqib Akram
Oct 17
Un-Baierable
Un-Baierable
Bret Baier: Journal-ish
Ross Rosenfeld
Oct 17
How to Fold Towels Like You Live in a Hotel
How to Fold Towels Like You Live in a Hotel
Folding towels isn’t about appearances; it’s a mindset
David Lee Condrey
Oct 17
Trump Names Fictional Cabinet
Trump Names Fictional Cabinet
Hannibal Lecter Was Just The Beginning.
David Volk
Oct 17
A Steamy Encounter with A Flat Tire
A Steamy Encounter with A Flat Tire
How this artist’s delicate hands triumphed over a flat tire
Hm Samarel
Oct 17
Dead Penis and Other Inspiring Email Subjects In My Junk Folder
Dead Penis and Other Inspiring Email Subjects In My Junk Folder
Men’s “Stiffening Tonic” increases thickness . . .
Pam Gaslow
Oct 16
How to Keep Friends Without Social Media (And Not Turn Into a Hermit)
How to Keep Friends Without Social Media (And Not Turn Into a Hermit)
Welcome to the ultimate challenge
Ricky
Oct 16
Trump Stands, Sways And Listens To Music At Rally For 39 Minutes. How Long For The Next Rally?
Trump Stands, Sways And Listens To Music At Rally For 39 Minutes. How Long For The Next Rally?
No words are needed, when you’ll say nothing anyway.
Dan Dore
Oct 16
Is Yoga a Metaphor for Something Else?
Is Yoga a Metaphor for Something Else?
My yoga pants were so tight that I couldn’t help but wonder if I was really going to yoga to train my flexibility. It felt like I was on an…
Honorata Onanisma
Oct 16
Being an Asshole is Illogical
Being an Asshole is Illogical
Not to mention it smells bad.
Kyle Wells
Oct 16
EV Charger-Rage Coming to a Gas Station Near You Soon
EV Charger-Rage Coming to a Gas Station Near You Soon
Taking road rage to a whole new level
Philip Ogley
Oct 16
30 Signs You’re In Your Thirties
30 Signs You’re In Your Thirties
All of your twenty-something co-workers seem like college kids. And none of them want to hang out with you.
Phoebe Soemers
Oct 16
How to Ace Your Deadwood Interview with Confidence
How to Ace Your Deadwood Interview with Confidence
Confidence That Commands Attention
Allen R Smith
Oct 15
Now Is Not the Time to Criticize Kamala
Now Is Not the Time to Criticize Kamala
We need to save the democracy first
Captain Obvious
Oct 15
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