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Stumbling My Way Off the Presidential Debate Stage and Ballot
Stumbling My Way Off the Presidential Debate Stage and Ballot
When I was 5, I remember telling my dad I wanted to someday be president. He smiled and began peppering me with questions, clearly enjoying…
Greg Schwem
Jun 27
My Grandson Is An Absolute Hoot!!!
My Grandson Is An Absolute Hoot!!!
In an Idiomatic kind of way…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 27
Mid-Western University to Remain Exhaustingly Liberal After Disagreement Over Fall 2024 Curriculum…
Mid-Western University to Remain Exhaustingly Liberal After Disagreement Over Fall 2024 Curriculum…
Unwilling to resolve key differences on how to properly view established principles concerning Brain-Based Learning, Epistemology, and…
Wesley Jansen
Jun 27
Supreme Court Releases Ill-Timed Hip-Hop Collaboration With RNC
Supreme Court Releases Ill-Timed Hip-Hop Collaboration With RNC
The Supreme Court of the United States, mired in several scandals that have exposed apparent political bias by multiple conservative…
John Corten
Jun 27
How To Stand With Palestine and Also Have a Big Nose
How To Stand With Palestine and Also Have a Big Nose
Sincerely, your Friendly Neighborhood Jew
Emily Cerrito
Jun 27
Hawk Tuah-Mania: Everyone’s Spittin’ On Cocks
Hawk Tuah-Mania: Everyone’s Spittin’ On Cocks
The internet finally does something helpful to advance sex-positivity.
Dan Dore
Jun 27
The GENIUS Idea of a Republican — No, Really, It’s Fucking Genius
The GENIUS Idea of a Republican — No, Really, It’s Fucking Genius
“Don’t Look At It,” can solve SO many problems
Steve Uppendahl
Jun 27
“Rawdogging” on Flights is a Thing
“Rawdogging” on Flights is a Thing
But it’s not my thing. Yet.
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Jun 27
Drumpf Displays His Battle Wounds
Drumpf Displays His Battle Wounds
Takes on sharks, batteries, and Biden
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 26
Hue and Cry
Hue and Cry
Paint Sample Card Collecting has Retailers Seeing Red
Mike Noble
Jun 26
Welcome To Our New Workplace Yoga Room
Welcome To Our New Workplace Yoga Room
Namaste and grind
Yina
Jun 26
Cost Cutting and Tweeting
Cost Cutting and Tweeting
A futuristic tale of communications and value for money
ian mcneish
Jun 26
More Music Acts Are Betting On The Casino Circuit
More Music Acts Are Betting On The Casino Circuit
Because This Year, Air Conditioning Is A Good Thing
David Volk
Jun 26
The Five-Year-Old’s Guide to Making Millions Without Breaking a Sweat
The Five-Year-Old’s Guide to Making Millions Without Breaking a Sweat
Hi fellow entrepreneurs,
Atanas Shorgov
Jun 26
Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun
Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun
Seems those Founding Fathers really had some clever uses for the 2nd Amendment
Johnny Robish
Jun 25
What To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.M
What To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.M
It’s probably not aliens but you can’t rule them out either
Patrick Metzger
Jun 25
Funny Stories — You Won’t Want To Miss
Funny Stories — You Won’t Want To Miss
They will make you laugh…I promise!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 25
Weight Loss Drug Maker Targets Niche Market
Weight Loss Drug Maker Targets Niche Market
Big Pharma sees growth potential with conspiracy theorists
Stuart Grant
Jun 25
I Can’t Date You Because of Your Name
I Can’t Date You Because of Your Name
It’s not you. It’s…
Ryan Redmond
Jun 25
The fourth monkey a busy one
The fourth monkey a busy one
Now we have four, and the fourth has taken on the job of the other three.
Pushpender Yadav
Jun 25
Why I Like Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Law
Why I Like Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Law
I disagree with the ACLU.
David Volk
Jun 25
The Florida Who?
The Florida Who?
Identity theft isn’t a joke, Jim… or is it?
This, That & the Other Thing
Jun 25
American Worker Steals Toilet Paper, Inspires a Generation
American Worker Steals Toilet Paper, Inspires a Generation
Omaha, NE — How do you make it to retirement, you ask? The answer, according to Bob Gullen? Stealing toilet paper.
Phoebe Soemers
Jun 25
The Lone Scotsman (Euros 2024 Remix)
The Lone Scotsman (Euros 2024 Remix)
Hugh McDougall, or Shug, as he is usually called, lives in the town of Methyl in the Kingdom of Fife, Scotland. The 62 year old by his own…
Fatchecker
Jun 25
Too Honest When You’re Drunk?
Too Honest When You’re Drunk?
What if….
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 25
The Dream I Woke Up Laughing To.
The Dream I Woke Up Laughing To.
It’s a wedding day.
Johnmark Odoyo
Jun 24
First Space Brewpub Will Serve Where No Pub Has Served Before
First Space Brewpub Will Serve Where No Pub Has Served Before
Alien imbibers welcome at the Astronaut’s Head
K. B. Cottrill
Jun 24
A Trip to the Circus
A Trip to the Circus
As told by Shirley Duke
Sydney Duke Richey
Jun 24
If You Get 14 Answers Or More In This Quiz, You Have Above 140 IQ
If You Get 14 Answers Or More In This Quiz, You Have Above 140 IQ
1. A man is accused of cheating on his wife with a goat. The goat is brought into testify. Says yes I cheated with him and I don’t regret…
Christine Stevens
Jun 24
‘Once-in-a-lifetime’ Explosive Event In Space Expected Soon
‘Once-in-a-lifetime’ Explosive Event In Space Expected Soon
And more fascinating science facts from Hell Clicker
Christine Stevens
Jun 24
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