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Lesbians! Elephants! Babies! Sarcasm!
Lesbians! Elephants! Babies! Sarcasm!
What I Learned from Magazines this Month
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Jul 17
From Know All to Know Nothing
From Know All to Know Nothing
In one easy move
Mike Hickman
Jul 17
Six Ways to Cure the Summer Blahs
Six Ways to Cure the Summer Blahs
Time Wasters for the Terminally Bored
Amy Stinnett
Jul 17
The Republican National Convention Is Grindr’s “Super Bowl”
The Republican National Convention Is Grindr’s “Super Bowl”
Sources inside the gay dating app claim traffic increases significantly during the RNC, and it’s easy to see why.
Joe Bee
Jul 17
My Nextdoor Neighbor Is a Real Witch
My Nextdoor Neighbor Is a Real Witch
I don’t want to be barfing up cockroaches, so I’m nice to her.
Carole Olsen
Jul 17
Tucker is Now Getting Concierge Grooming
Tucker is Now Getting Concierge Grooming
How his groomer and I turned her misfortune into our gain
Pam Winter
Jul 17
Blowing Up a Porta-Potty at 18 Was a Bad Idea
Blowing Up a Porta-Potty at 18 Was a Bad Idea
Fireworks, perfume samples, and bored teen boys don’t mix well
Steve Uppendahl
Jul 17
This Is How It Starts
This Is How It Starts
Forget Chaos, In Tedium We Can Steal.
David Volk
Jul 17
Can You Get into Harvard? Take This Entrance Exam And Find Out
Can You Get into Harvard? Take This Entrance Exam And Find Out
Harvard only accepts 4.7% of applicants to its ivy-covered institution. Are you as good as that 4.7 percent or are you just another…
Christine Stevens
Jul 17
Iceland — A Million Beautiful Sights You Can’t Pronounce
Iceland — A Million Beautiful Sights You Can’t Pronounce
Photo: Shutterstock
Pam Gaslow
Jul 17
25 Things Bandarískurs Shouldn’t Say In Iceland
25 Things Bandarískurs Shouldn’t Say In Iceland
Because then they’ll know you’re a Bandarískur.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jul 17
AI’s Big Military Moment: Autonomous Weapons Enter The Battlefield And Ope, Everyone’s Dead
AI’s Big Military Moment: Autonomous Weapons Enter The Battlefield And Ope, Everyone’s Dead
A Ukrainian drone company recently tested its new autonomous armed drones and now everyone in the vicinity is dead.
Miles-Erik Bell
Jul 17
Non-Profit Group Raffling Off AR-15 at Republican Convention
Non-Profit Group Raffling Off AR-15 at Republican Convention
Sounds like the Peoples Temple folks may soon have to make room for the ‘Trump Cult’
Johnny Robish
Jul 16
God to GOP: Don’t Thank Me
God to GOP: Don’t Thank Me
Denies responsibility for saving Drumpf
Phillip T Stephens
Jul 16
All Cars In EU To Be Fitted With Socialism
All Cars In EU To Be Fitted With Socialism
Will take control of your vehicle to prevent it from selfishness and greed
Christine Stevens
Jul 16
Recently I have started working out
Recently I have started working out
There is a lot to learn in a gym, lol.
Pushpender Yadav
Jul 16
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 109
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 109
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 16
Showing the doctor my privates
Showing the doctor my privates
And getting value from the cleaner
Southside Dublin mom
Jul 16
Neurologists Confirm Post-Ego Method Of Thinking Without Words
Neurologists Confirm Post-Ego Method Of Thinking Without Words
This is confirmation of what we already know — YOU CAN escape the ego, but it’s not with ordinary “word thinking”
Clem Samson
Jul 15
Men and Violence
Men and Violence
Why has the world of the male human always been so brutal
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 15
I’m Famous Now And I Love It
I’m Famous Now And I Love It
If only I wasn’t dead…
Christine Stevens
Jul 15
A Debt Repaid
A Debt Repaid
Beverly’s father decided to build a two room addition onto the back of his house in Staten Island, and asked if I could come by to help…
Royal Alvis
Jul 15
Corona Twelve Times?
Corona Twelve Times?
Conjecturing a conversation …
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 15
I Survived Roswell, New Mexico- the Alien Side of the Story
The following incredible story was related to us via the new, outstanding Google Inter-galactic translator app, one that goes beyond the…
Roger Freed
Jul 15
The UEFA European Football Championship. A Pictorial Record.
The UEFA European Football Championship. A Pictorial Record.
European Football Championship stats
Fatchecker
Jul 15
Trump Sneakers! What An Original, Unheard Of Idea That Only A Stable Genius Could Have Thought Up
The man formerly known as President Donald Jesus The Second Trump, has come up with a brilliant new merchandising scheme designed to make…
Roger Freed
Jul 14
Trump Was Saved By His Comb-Over
Trump Was Saved By His Comb-Over
Three inches of folded-over hair provided a protective shield from the shooter
Christine Stevens
Jul 14
My Brilliant Idea
My Brilliant Idea
Please let me know before I make an ass of myself again
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 14
Was Biden’s Conversation With French President Macron at the NATO Summit the Reason Biden Is…
Was Biden’s Conversation With French President Macron at the NATO Summit the Reason Biden Is…
This CNS reporter believes so
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 14
My Suitor In Sparkly Leggings . . .
My Suitor In Sparkly Leggings . . .
Driving to meet Eustace through clouds of spray on the motorway
Linda Lately
Jul 14
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