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Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
And other amazing life-changing clickformation!
Christine Stevens
May 31
Boeing Installs Parachutes In All New Aircraft
Boeing Installs Parachutes In All New Aircraft
The company attempts to restore passenger confidence after a series of production missteps
Christopher Holdroyd
May 31
Top Reasons For Trump’s Jury Verdict.
Top Reasons For Trump’s Jury Verdict.
It’s Simple, Really.
David Volk
May 31
Become A Christian Today and get 50000 Galactic Credits Towards a Total Skumbag Baddass Absolution!
Become A Christian Today and get 50000 Galactic Credits Towards a Total Skumbag Baddass Absolution!
In Memoriam, Darling Douglas Adams
Selena Routley
May 31
My Husband is “in Love” with a Pole Dancer I Can’t Compete With
My Husband is “in Love” with a Pole Dancer I Can’t Compete With
He gets weekly … from a woman who could double as a Cirque du Soleil performer.
Kristina God, MBA
May 31
The Entire Prosecutorial Team of the Nuremberg Trials Is Anti-Nazi, Which Makes It A Witch-Hunt
The Entire Prosecutorial Team of the Nuremberg Trials Is Anti-Nazi, Which Makes It A Witch-Hunt
It’s an anti-German sham trial!
Caleb Coy
May 31
How to holiday with kids
Leave them behind
Southside Dublin mom
May 31
Drumpf Conviction Sparks Kid Rebellion
Drumpf Conviction Sparks Kid Rebellion
Red state children emulate their role model
Phillip T Stephens
May 30
Trump Guilty on All 34 Counts in Hush-Money Trial
Trump Guilty on All 34 Counts in Hush-Money Trial
Anyone know when the MAGAs plan to start the Civil War? I’d kinda like to take my vacation first.
Johnny Robish
May 30
Do Women Really Want That?
Do Women Really Want That?
Men are losing their ability to communicate.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 30
The Kars4Kids Commercial is Getting on My Last Nerve
The Kars4Kids Commercial is Getting on My Last Nerve
You can have my car right now — just please stop!
Deborah Camp
May 30
What Should You Tip Your Doctor?
What Should You Tip Your Doctor?
Guidance from the American Medical Association
Mitch Trachtenberg
May 30
Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major
Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major
Sheffler was arrested after apparently trying to ram his way into a golf course that had been closed by emergency services following a…
Simon Black
May 29
Why Trump’s Memorial Day Message Was So Funny
Why Trump’s Memorial Day Message Was So Funny
But Not In A Knee-Slapping Kind Of Way.
David Volk
May 29
FAQ for Judges
FAQ for Judges
Is it ethical for a judge to accept expensive gifts from people who might have business before the court?
Mitch Trachtenberg
May 29
10 Self-Help Books That Will Actually Just Make Your Life Worse
10 Self-Help Books That Will Actually Just Make Your Life Worse
The NYT raves, “God, I hope these aren’t real”
Aine Hunt
May 29
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers
How to stay single forever
Pam Gaslow
May 29
I’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You Crazy
I’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You Crazy
The detours never end
K. B. Cottrill
May 29
Introducing ScatGPT: The Automatic Crock of Shit Marketing Tool
Introducing ScatGPT: The Automatic Crock of Shit Marketing Tool
How to make your call to action resonate with your bot
Ian Vince
May 29
Why They Say Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness When It Does?
Why They Say Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness When It Does?
Wouldn’t you be happier with some more money?
Vivian
May 29
I Took My Dogs on BARK Air
I Took My Dogs on BARK Air
What could go wrong with a plane full of dogs flying at 30,000 feet?
Carole Olsen
May 29
Song of the Summer
Song of the Summer
From May to September, it’s the song you’ll remember!
Spyder Darling
May 29
Advertising to the Nice Nearly Dead
Advertising to the Nice Nearly Dead
The horror of daytime TV adverts
Mike Hickman
May 29
Premature Election 2024. Part 2 (Rational Service).
Premature Election 2024. Part 2 (Rational Service).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks a crisis loan is a character out of a Star Wars spin…
Fatchecker
May 29
A Thief Among Us
A Thief Among Us
I went to visit my mom at assisted living, and found her glowering in a corner. Her face was red, and I could tell by the clench of her…
Royal Alvis
May 28
Are You Sure You Want To Move In Together?
Are You Sure You Want To Move In Together?
Top ten reasons not to move in with that jerk who calls himself your boyfriend
Christine Stevens
May 28
I Fell In Love With The Delivery Guy From Our Role Play Sex Game
I Fell In Love With The Delivery Guy From Our Role Play Sex Game
It was great. At first.
Christine's Adventures
May 28
Hi, It’s Me The Moon. Can You Move Your TV Back Toward The Window So I Can Watch Suits?
Hi, It’s Me The Moon. Can You Move Your TV Back Toward The Window So I Can Watch Suits?
The Moon is a Netflix password sharer.
Kenny Reilly
May 28
Taylor for Sale or Rent
Taylor for Sale or Rent
An interview with MTG at her trailer park home
Christopher Holdroyd
May 28
Local Man Successfully Feigns Interest In Gardening This Memorial Day Weekend
Local Man Successfully Feigns Interest In Gardening This Memorial Day Weekend
Reflecting upon a Memorial Day long weekend that included visits to three garden centres, four nurseries, and at least one florist supply…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 28
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