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An asteroid, NASA’s warning and my escape plan
Recently, whenever I open my phone and go to the news page, the first article that comes up is the warning from NASA about a huge asteroid…
Overthinking Unfiltered
Jul 7
Save Money — Live Better!
Save Money — Live Better!
Walmart…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jul 7
Indepen-Dense Day 2024
Indepen-Dense Day 2024
Will This Be Our Last?
Eric Milch
Jul 7
I’m the Supporting Character
I’m the Supporting Character
My role in your life.
Ryan Redmond
Jul 7
Should I watch porn for women with my partner?
Should I watch porn for women with my partner?
Porn for women can and will stimulate your desires
Hm Samarel
Jul 7
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 103
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 103
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 7
Gorlak of Redsky
Gorlak of Redsky
Beware the beings called earthlings
David Martin
Jul 7
Robot Dogs With Machine Guns On Their Backs Are Coming To Kill You
Robot Dogs With Machine Guns On Their Backs Are Coming To Kill You
Thanks a lot science nerds!
Christine Stevens
Jul 7
I’m a squid and sick of octopuses getting all the attention.
I’m a squid and sick of octopuses getting all the attention.
Really, seems like people don’t even know we exist. Us, the squids. Why is it everyone ignores us and lavishes attention on the octopus?
Matt Walsh
Jul 6
Breaking: The Biden/Harris Team Has an Update You’ll Want to Know About
Breaking: The Biden/Harris Team Has an Update You’ll Want to Know About
They have a Plan B!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 6
Neitzsche Was Wrong About Everything
Neitzsche Was Wrong About Everything
Not even close
Brian Throne
Jul 6
“I Am So Embarrassed,”
“I Am So Embarrassed,”
Says dog who sets home on fire as family slept in Colorado Springs
Christine Stevens
Jul 6
Supreme Court Grants President Absolute Immunity from COVID
Supreme Court Grants President Absolute Immunity from COVID
No Injections Necessary
Jarrett Wilson
Jul 6
Singularity Enthusiasts
Singularity Enthusiasts
Something to be excited about.
Kyle Wells
Jul 6
How to Become Your Own Boss
How to Become Your Own Boss
Employ these tactics when being employed
This, That & the Other Thing
Jul 6
Uniquely Scented Candles Inspired by Your Summer Activities
Uniquely Scented Candles Inspired by Your Summer Activities
What’s that smell?!
Jennifer Haubrich
Jul 6
Letters from prison; A Father’s Final Chance
Letters from prison; A Father’s Final Chance
Neither did Lee have many acquaintances nor any other family members. Regretfully, the only person he confided in was a frequent patron of…
Maliha Noushin
Jul 6
Political Pundit Predicts Collapse Of Civilization If Trump Wins
Political Pundit Predicts Collapse Of Civilization If Trump Wins
Paint it orange
Scott Christenson🌴
Jul 6
Proclaimers Admit They’re Actually From Trenton, New Jersey
Proclaimers Admit They’re Actually From Trenton, New Jersey
I’m gonna be the man who’s pecs are haverin’
John Corten
Jul 6
Top 10 Pirate Jokes: Part VI
Top 10 Pirate Jokes: Part VI
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of puns! The hila-rrr-ity has just begun!
Spyder Darling
Jul 6
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 102
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 102
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 6
Introducing LustTunes Ringtones
Introducing LustTunes Ringtones
Provocative Ringtones for Your Smartphone
Allen R Smith
Jul 5
This Is How Your Funeral Will Go
This Is How Your Funeral Will Go
If you’re from Chicago with thyroid issues and a shit ton of offspring.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jul 5
What If I got the chance to meet GOD
What If I got the chance to meet GOD
How many of us wish to do that?
Pushpender Yadav
Jul 5
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 101
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 101
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 5
Delivery Attempted with Your Package
Delivery Attempted with Your Package
The joys of 21st century delivery services
Mike Hickman
Jul 5
Supreme Court Awards Joe Biden a “License To Kill”
Supreme Court Awards Joe Biden a “License To Kill”
The current President can order the assassination of a rival just because… it‘s not illegal??
Christopher Holdroyd
Jul 5
Top Reasons This July 4 Was So Special
Top Reasons This July 4 Was So Special
Everything Still Works….Mostly.
David Volk
Jul 5
Drumpf Orders Biden’s Assassination
Drumpf Orders Biden’s Assassination
SCOTUS clears him under former Presidential immunity
Phillip T Stephens
Jul 4
Welcome To Political Science 101 With Professor Marjorie Taylor Greene
Welcome To Political Science 101 With Professor Marjorie Taylor Greene
Make College Great Again!
Brian Pinaire
Jul 4
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