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Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Four
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Four
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 24
Can Biden Fight Trump’s Disinformation?
Can Biden Fight Trump’s Disinformation?
First, he must unleash his dark side
Christopher Holdroyd
May 24
Southerners Like to Talk Even When We Are at the Dentist!
Southerners Like to Talk Even When We Are at the Dentist!
It doesn’t matter if we know you or not!
Ruby Lee
May 24
Topics That’ll Get You More Views
Topics That’ll Get You More Views
Have you tried it already?
Vivian
May 24
After One Week Of Wearing Athleisure, Woman Stuck In Permanent Exercise Vs.
After One Week Of Wearing Athleisure, Woman Stuck In Permanent Exercise Vs.
After only one week of dressing in nothing other than athleisure wear from Lululemon and Aldo Yoga, Chicago mom Tracey Stephens, 38, has…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 24
Jimmy Kimmel to Reprise TV Show — This is Your Life With One Time Episode Featuring Donald Trump
Jimmy Kimmel to Reprise TV Show — This is Your Life With One Time Episode Featuring Donald Trump
A smash double — home run combination!
Speaking Fiction To Power
May 24
Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day
Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day
Gag Gifts for the Guy Who Made You
Allen R Smith
May 24
Texas Governor Pardons Drumpf
Texas Governor Pardons Drumpf
Other red states join the line
Phillip T Stephens
May 23
Faking One’s Death is Not Just a Human Thing
Faking One’s Death is Not Just a Human Thing
Some animals fake their death too
Deborah Camp
May 23
Modesty Rules in Times Square
Modesty Rules in Times Square
Take down that sign was the demand
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 23
The World’s Top 5 Metal Detecting Bucket List Destinations
The World’s Top 5 Metal Detecting Bucket List Destinations
Have a blast at the World’s Most Exciting Detecting Spots!
Scott Christenson🌴
May 23
Family Hunger Strike Declared
Family Hunger Strike Declared
Until a meatloaf moratorium is in place
Stuart Grant
May 23
Why You Should Mind Your Own Business
Why You Should Mind Your Own Business
Maybe Hank Williams Was Right.
David Volk
May 23
Alabama Senator Offers To Track All Pregnant Women After Other Republican ‘Period Trackers’ Are…
Alabama Senator Offers To Track All Pregnant Women After Other Republican ‘Period Trackers’ Are…
Tracking women is a Republican thing. Period.
Dan Dore
May 22
From The Desk Of Principal Amy Cunnigham
From The Desk Of Principal Amy Cunnigham
It’s been a rollercoaster year. Only one student lost a thumb.
Joe Bee
May 22
Americans, Learn to Control Your Dogs
Americans, Learn to Control Your Dogs
In other countries, dogs are polite. In the United States, they are like out-of-control toddlers.
Bebe Nicholson
May 22
How Many House Plants Can One Man Have
How Many House Plants Can One Man Have
This is a story about who owns the window sills in my office
Warren Turner
May 22
I Really Don’t Care What Men Think [Confession of an Online Feminist]
I Really Don’t Care What Men Think [Confession of an Online Feminist]
I thought men should know
Honorata Onanisma
May 22
A Message From Your Child’s New ChatGPTchr©
A Message From Your Child’s New ChatGPTchr©
Hello, parents of room #231!
Jay Wamsted
May 22
GOP’s Long Lost Moral Compass Discovered in Thrift Shop
GOP’s Long Lost Moral Compass Discovered in Thrift Shop
Will there be a new one set to fake north?
K. B. Cottrill
May 21
The Cheapskate’s Guide to Affording Butt Implants
The Cheapskate’s Guide to Affording Butt Implants
During the past decade, Kim Kardashian has inflated her behind to three times its normal, genetic size. As a result, women around the world…
Lahey
May 21
“This One’s For Queenie,” Yell Victorian-Era Enthusiasts Basil And Noddy, As They Detonate…
“This One’s For Queenie,” Yell Victorian-Era Enthusiasts Basil And Noddy, As They Detonate…
Looking forward to cracking skulls and having good lollygag at Toronto’s Ashbridges Bay, Victorian-era enthusiasts Basil Burton and Noddy…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 21
Man Gets Suspicious After Receiving Puzzling Text From His Girlfriend And Worries She Might Be…
Man Gets Suspicious After Receiving Puzzling Text From His Girlfriend And Worries She Might Be…
More fun from Hell Clicker!
Christine Stevens
May 21
We Quit
We Quit
Generic Network Announcer: Instead of the announced presidential debate tonight, the candidates have a surprise announcement.
Doug Hawley
May 21
Physical Therapy Flop
Physical Therapy Flop
My doctor told me it was essential for proper healing but he never mentioned this.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 21
Bihar Crime Lord Abandons Kidnapping Rudy Giuliani for Arranged Marriage After Realizing He’s Broke
Bihar Crime Lord Abandons Kidnapping Rudy Giuliani for Arranged Marriage After Realizing He’s Broke
Civic Cleanup Cast Aside
Ellie Salvaje
May 21
politic
politic
He’s a romantic moderate and makes middle of the road campaign promises.
Richard Whiddington
May 21
Jeremy, Please Wear a Helmet
Jeremy, Please Wear a Helmet
The FB Marketplace Annual Charity Ball in Possum Grape, AR
Jean Campbell
May 21
How to Stay Hot as a Woman Over 27
How to Stay Hot as a Woman Over 27
The routine and indefatigable discipline you need!
Jennifer Haubrich
May 21
Israel Palestine. That was the answer. However, What Is The Question?
Israel Palestine. That was the answer. However, What Is The Question?
Shalom and Marhaba ducks.
Fatchecker
May 21
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