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Drumpf Demands Prisoner Recall
Drumpf Demands Prisoner Recall
Claims Biden/Harris cheated to hurt his chances at reelection
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 2
Mama Bear’s Amazing Reaction to Man Saving Her Cubs
Mama Bear’s Amazing Reaction to Man Saving Her Cubs
You won’t believe this amazing clickbait — I mean, story!
Christine Stevens
Aug 2
Kamala’s Running Mate REVEALED
Kamala’s Running Mate REVEALED
And it’s not who you think.
Joe Bee
Aug 2
Lend Me Your Ear
Lend Me Your Ear
Or the 250 word confession
P T Adams
Aug 2
Who Loves You More?
Who Loves You More?
Between your spouse and dog, there’s a simple test
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 2
Paws and Reflect
Paws and Reflect
Dewie’s Honest Critique of My Cat-Parenting Skills
Allen R Smith
Aug 2
How To Find Out If A Guy Is Good In Bed
How To Find Out If A Guy Is Good In Bed
The answer might surprise you!
Christine's Adventures
Aug 2
Southern Cross (Technical Version)
Southern Cross (Technical Version)
Apologies to Crosby, Stills & Nash, Masters of the Sea (Song)
Sara Harvey
Aug 2
Trump To Replace JD Vance With Eight-Year-Old Boy
Trump To Replace JD Vance With Eight-Year-Old Boy
“Time to reboot the franchise”
Patrick Metzger
Aug 2
Project 2025 Adds More Bricks
Project 2025 Adds More Bricks
All In All, It’s Just Another Brick In The Wall…
David Volk
Aug 2
White Saviors For Kamala
White Saviors For Kamala
When a woman of color needed help, she prayed to the White Saviors, and they appeared on a Zoom call.
Joe Bee
Aug 2
Snoop Dogg, Manning and Clarkson covering Olympics? Please, no!
Snoop Dogg, Manning and Clarkson covering Olympics? Please, no!
There are fails and there are fails. This one is Olympic-sized.
Matt Walsh
Aug 2
Vice President Harris Has Some of Her Advisors in A Quandary
Vice President Harris Has Some of Her Advisors in A Quandary
Why? Because she’s got spunk, and she’s got IDEAS!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 2
How I learned my brother was my half-brother.
How I learned my brother was my half-brother.
You’re never too old for a family surprise!
Matt Walsh
Aug 2
Seinfeld Reunion — Part Two- Elaine
In the first episode Jerry and George have reunited after having completed their year in prison where we left them when the series ended…
Roger Freed
Aug 2
Are You A Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
Are You A Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
Or just a nightmare?
Christine Stevens
Aug 1
Tool Baffles Fans With New Song In 4/4 Time And With Clear Lyrical Message
Tool Baffles Fans With New Song In 4/4 Time And With Clear Lyrical Message
LOS ANGELES — Earlier this week, Tool perplexed its fans by releasing a new song, “Square Peg” in a common time signature and with…
S.L. Neechski
Aug 1
I’ve Decided to Become Black
I’ve Decided to Become Black
Let the benefits rain down!
Ross Rosenfeld
Aug 1
Paris Olympics: Did Dated Resume Cost Boogaloo Shrimp Spot on Inaugural Breaking team?
Paris Olympics: Did Dated Resume Cost Boogaloo Shrimp Spot on Inaugural Breaking team?
There was zero optimizing for ATS
John Corten
Aug 1
8 Productive Things to Do During a Hot Flash
8 Productive Things to Do During a Hot Flash
As in all areas of life, efficiency is of foremost importance
Keri Mangis
Aug 1
The first signs of lung cancer might surprise you!
The first signs of lung cancer might surprise you!
Unless of course you smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, at which point I’d say you’ve given up your right to be “surprised.”
Christine Stevens
Aug 1
My Local Democrat Group Is Now Called BJ4BLUE
My Local Democrat Group Is Now Called BJ4BLUE
We are not only writing postcards
Honorata Onanisma
Jul 31
Why Cat Ladies Make Better Leaders Than Mansplainers
Why Cat Ladies Make Better Leaders Than Mansplainers
Eight good reasons
Carlo Zeno
Jul 31
The Project 2025 Saga Continues
The Project 2025 Saga Continues
Remind Me Why I Agreed To Do This Again?
David Volk
Jul 31
How to Tell if You’re the Guy at the Bar No Wants to Talk To
How to Tell if You’re the Guy at the Bar No Wants to Talk To
This may or may not be an intervention
John Corten
Jul 31
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 114
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 114
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 31
Kamala Harris Saved Me from Turning Goth
Kamala Harris Saved Me from Turning Goth
My Red, White, and Blue Was Fading to Black
Amy Stinnett
Jul 31
One L of a Sunday
One L of a Sunday
Not your average day of rest
Spyder Darling
Jul 31
Transcipt of “Brady Kids for Kamala” Zoom Call
Transcipt of “Brady Kids for Kamala” Zoom Call
Tens of thousands joined a virtual meeting this week dubbed “White Dudes for Harris” to drum up excitement for Vice President Kamala…
Rich Taylor
Jul 31
More Vance Looney Tunes: Free Chastity Belts Instead of Covid Tests
More Vance Looney Tunes: Free Chastity Belts Instead of Covid Tests
Nunneries for childless cat women are in the offing
K. B. Cottrill
Jul 31
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