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Man, Bear, or Woman Living in a House Made of Candy?
Man, Bear, or Woman Living in a House Made of Candy?
The woods are becoming more and more dangerous for women all the time
Rachel Marsh
May 11
I Think I Stepped in Something
I Think I Stepped in Something
What the ☠️❌💢😡⚡️⚡️!!
Mark Tulin
May 11
When is a Laugh Not a Laugh?
When is a Laugh Not a Laugh?
When it’s a burst of hot air
K. B. Cottrill
May 11
We Need to Talk
We Need to Talk
Dennis spread the checkered blanket out for their picnic. He scanned the river and the view of distant trees turning vivid fall colors. An…
John K Adams
May 11
Unskippable
Unskippable
The noise crowding us all out…
Mike Hickman
May 11
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Definitely Will Not Be Trump’s Pick for Vice President
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Definitely Will Not Be Trump’s Pick for Vice President
Trump has bigger plans for the “Puppy Shooter”
Speaking Fiction To Power
May 11
Mothers Pissing off Their Partners
Mothers Pissing off Their Partners
There’s a new trend that’s changing the way one of our most valued traditions is celebrated
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 10
Losing my soul and learning to smoke
Losing my soul and learning to smoke
Funky Monkeys, an indoor play place for children, is where parents’ souls go to die. But whilst there last week, sitting and mentally…
Southside Dublin mom
May 10
At age 66 my testosterone level is still high. Can I monetize this?
At age 66 my testosterone level is still high. Can I monetize this?
Photo by Alena Darmel on pixels.com
Matt Walsh
May 10
Starbucks Buys Medium and Turns It Into a Steak House
Starbucks Buys Medium and Turns It Into a Steak House
How do you like your steak cooked — Medium?
Philip Ogley
May 10
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Nine
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Nine
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 10
Donald J. Trump’s First Medium Piece: “How I Stay So Humble”
Donald J. Trump’s First Medium Piece: “How I Stay So Humble”
Nobody writes better than me.
Brian Throne
May 10
Apparently, I’m The Rudest Texter Ever
Apparently, I’m The Rudest Texter Ever
I had no idea. I’m still not changing a thing.
Steve Uppendahl
May 10
Relating to a Partner Who Doesn’t Think Like You
Relating to a Partner Who Doesn’t Think Like You
Or how about a friend?
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 9
Defective Politics
Defective Politics
Late, late morning Wednesday 8th May….
Fatchecker
May 9
McDonalds Sets New Staff Masturbation Policy
McDonalds Sets New Staff Masturbation Policy
“Not on the company dime.”
Brian Theobald
May 9
Can the new religion you choose feed the multitude of cravings you have?
Can the new religion you choose feed the multitude of cravings you have?
Picking the right deity based on dieting.
Dan Dore
May 9
Notwork Rail: Mess Transit Authority
Notwork Rail: Mess Transit Authority
A guide to Britain’s emergency train services
Ian Vince
May 9
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Eight
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Eight
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 9
Anthony Bourdain’s Resignation Letter From Applebee’s
Anthony Bourdain’s Resignation Letter From Applebee’s
“An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.”
Joe Bee
May 9
Welcome Letter From the HOA in Hell
Welcome Letter From the HOA in Hell
HOA Survival Guide for Hell’s Newest Residents
Peter Schooff
May 9
Could He Survive Prison Time?
Could He Survive Prison Time?
Here’s advice to sweeten a stay in the slammer, homey
Christopher Holdroyd
May 9
Breaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking News
Breaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking News
When Canadian media was flooded recently with the “breaking news” that the Toronto Maple Leafs had been eliminated following a fourth…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 9
RFK Jr. Claims a Worm Ate Part of His Brain
RFK Jr. Claims a Worm Ate Part of His Brain
The worm was heard saying, ‘I’m the brains of this outfit now.’
Johnny Robish
May 8
MTG, The Simian Gasbag
MTG, The Simian Gasbag
What ChatGPT can tell you about this fool.
Quentin Plume
May 8
Help! I’m Being Replaced By A Sex Robot With Angel Wings and Artificial Intelligence
Help! I’m Being Replaced By A Sex Robot With Angel Wings and Artificial Intelligence
How the hell do I compete with that?
Christine's Adventures
May 8
Why Am I Tired All the Time?
Why Am I Tired All the Time?
Every day.
Ryan Redmond
May 8
A Job Interview Gone Wrong
A Job Interview Gone Wrong
Above and very far beyond
Carlo Zeno
May 8
A Teacher’s Summer Tips For Parents
A Teacher’s Summer Tips For Parents
They’re your problem now!
Joe Bee
May 8
University Unable to Reach Two-State Solution
University Unable to Reach Two-State Solution
Conflict remains at a standstill
Brian Theobald
May 8
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