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All Cars In EU To Be Fitted With Socialism
All Cars In EU To Be Fitted With Socialism
Will take control of your vehicle to prevent it from selfishness and greed
Christine Stevens
Jul 16
Recently I have started working out
Recently I have started working out
There is a lot to learn in a gym, lol.
Pushpender Yadav
Jul 16
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 109
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 109
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 16
Showing the doctor my privates
Showing the doctor my privates
And getting value from the cleaner
Southside Dublin mom
Jul 16
Neurologists Confirm Post-Ego Method Of Thinking Without Words
Neurologists Confirm Post-Ego Method Of Thinking Without Words
This is confirmation of what we already know — YOU CAN escape the ego, but it’s not with ordinary “word thinking”
Clem Samson
Jul 15
Men and Violence
Men and Violence
Why has the world of the male human always been so brutal
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 15
I’m Famous Now And I Love It
I’m Famous Now And I Love It
If only I wasn’t dead…
Christine Stevens
Jul 15
A Debt Repaid
A Debt Repaid
Beverly’s father decided to build a two room addition onto the back of his house in Staten Island, and asked if I could come by to help…
Royal Alvis
Jul 15
Corona Twelve Times?
Corona Twelve Times?
Conjecturing a conversation …
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 15
I Survived Roswell, New Mexico- the Alien Side of the Story
The following incredible story was related to us via the new, outstanding Google Inter-galactic translator app, one that goes beyond the…
Roger Freed
Jul 15
The UEFA European Football Championship. A Pictorial Record.
The UEFA European Football Championship. A Pictorial Record.
European Football Championship stats
Fatchecker
Jul 15
Trump Sneakers! What An Original, Unheard Of Idea That Only A Stable Genius Could Have Thought Up
The man formerly known as President Donald Jesus The Second Trump, has come up with a brilliant new merchandising scheme designed to make…
Roger Freed
Jul 14
Trump Was Saved By His Comb-Over
Trump Was Saved By His Comb-Over
Three inches of folded-over hair provided a protective shield from the shooter
Christine Stevens
Jul 14
My Brilliant Idea
My Brilliant Idea
Please let me know before I make an ass of myself again
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 14
Was Biden’s Conversation With French President Macron at the NATO Summit the Reason Biden Is…
Was Biden’s Conversation With French President Macron at the NATO Summit the Reason Biden Is…
This CNS reporter believes so
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 14
My Suitor In Sparkly Leggings . . .
My Suitor In Sparkly Leggings . . .
Driving to meet Eustace through clouds of spray on the motorway
Linda Lately
Jul 14
Mark Robinson Vowed to Kill His Wife After Realizing She Went Through With His Paid Abortion
Mark Robinson Vowed to Kill His Wife After Realizing She Went Through With His Paid Abortion
Cheaper than getting divorced
Ellie Salvaje
Jul 14
Batter Uses Moronic Hit-by-Pitch Rule to Achieve Perfect on-Base Percentage
Batter Uses Moronic Hit-by-Pitch Rule to Achieve Perfect on-Base Percentage
It’s technically not cheating
John Corten
Jul 14
Kitchen Confessional
Kitchen Confessional
Ten steps to home cooking success
Spyder Darling
Jul 14
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 108
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 108
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 14
Enshittify Your Life
Enshittify Your Life
You know you want to — not that you have any choice
Mike Hickman
Jul 13
How AI Ruined Star Wars For Me
How AI Ruined Star Wars For Me
What are all those people doing on the Death Star anyway, shovelling coal into the boilers?
Patrick Metzger
Jul 13
No one really cares about your new selfie.
No one really cares about your new selfie.
I have been following Debra for a while now. She is a chic woman, an avid gardener, and color consultant. I honestly don’t know what that…
JC Graffam
Jul 13
Secret Hotel Hacks That Every Traveler Should Know
Secret Hotel Hacks That Every Traveler Should Know
Put baggage in the bathtub as soon as you get in the room.
Christine Stevens
Jul 13
Is Medium Trying to Dupe Me?
Is Medium Trying to Dupe Me?
This month, I’ll be lucky if I make enough for a prayer.
Carole Olsen
Jul 12
Jump Start My Heart
Jump Start My Heart
Sex, drugs and muscle cars behind garage doors
Spyder Darling
Jul 12
People and Entities I’d Vote for Instead of Trump
People and Entities I’d Vote for Instead of Trump
An incomplete list
Pablo Andreu
Jul 12
The Craziness Ends…Only Briefly
The Craziness Ends…Only Briefly
As I Continue Reading More Of Project 2025.
David Volk
Jul 12
Read Our New Unlimited PTO Policy, Underling
Read Our New Unlimited PTO Policy, Underling
You’re sooo lucky we’re such a progressive company, underling
Ally Bush
Jul 12
“Advice”
A flash fiction story
S.L. Neechski
Jul 12
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