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‘I’m a Longevity Expert, And This Is The One Vitamin People Over 50 Should Stop Taking ASAP’
‘I’m a Longevity Expert, And This Is The One Vitamin People Over 50 Should Stop Taking ASAP’
The alphabet. It all comes out in your piss dummy, even Vitamin Z.
Christine Stevens
Jun 17
My Sister’s Mailman Hand Delivered the Package with Her Personal Toy Inside
My Sister’s Mailman Hand Delivered the Package with Her Personal Toy Inside
Unfortunately, it had been opened
Ruby Lee
Jun 17
Mastering the Subtle Art of Not Really Apologizing
Mastering the Subtle Art of Not Really Apologizing
How to Make Everyone Think You’re Sorry When You’re Not
Dan Foster
Jun 17
Sick of Me
Sick of Me
Tired of my noise.
Kyle Wells
Jun 17
There’s Only One Good Reason To Take Your Pants Off At Work
There’s Only One Good Reason To Take Your Pants Off At Work
And this is it
Kris Downey
Jun 17
A Suffragette’s Opinion On The Latest Cleaning Hack Trends
A Suffragette’s Opinion On The Latest Cleaning Hack Trends
She is not amused by all the lemons
Maria Garcia
Jun 17
SSSSPPENNNddd!!!
SSSSPPENNNddd!!!
The meaning of life
Bonobo
Jun 17
The Supremes
The Supremes
My secret agent man
Jeff Eagle
Jun 17
My Nutty Shrink-Wrapped Existence.
My Nutty Shrink-Wrapped Existence.
Living with plastic in the throes of more plastic.
Robert Cormack
Jun 17
What If I Don’t Like Girl In Red? Can I Still Be A Lesbian?
What If I Don’t Like Girl In Red? Can I Still Be A Lesbian?
This and other important questions answered at last*
Christine's Adventures
Jun 17
What Is The Greatest Temptation To A Woman?
What Is The Greatest Temptation To A Woman?
Hint: it’s not an apple.
Christine's Adventures
Jun 16
I Went To Peru And All I Got Was This Abnormal Opening Between My Legs
I Went To Peru And All I Got Was This Abnormal Opening Between My Legs
It’s better than gonorrhea. I guess.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jun 16
What Was He Thinking?
What Was He Thinking?
And why words could be so helpful, if only…
Jill Ebstein
Jun 15
Feel Sorry for Me; I Live in a One Bathroom House
Feel Sorry for Me; I Live in a One Bathroom House
My aging kidneys are not cooperating
Carole Olsen
Jun 15
How We Discovered the Secrets to a Conflict-Free Marriage!
How We Discovered the Secrets to a Conflict-Free Marriage!
It’s not about compromise
Jennifer Haubrich
Jun 15
Non Sequitur — Formal Fallacies At Its Best!
Non Sequitur — Formal Fallacies At Its Best!
Where the conclusion does not follow the premises presented!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 15
Tesla Approves Musk’s $56 Billion Pay Package
Tesla Approves Musk’s $56 Billion Pay Package
Falling sales, missing estimates, product delays, massive recalls, employee layoffs — what’s not to like?
Johnny Robish
Jun 14
Experts Call These The Greatest Songs Of All Time
Experts Call These The Greatest Songs Of All Time
Number 26 might surprise you
Christine Stevens
Jun 14
The 10 Top Songs for Improved Sexual Performance
The 10 Top Songs for Improved Sexual Performance
A staggering amount of lovers prefer listening to music during sex
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 14
Kicking my phone addiction
And freeing up my hand to hold a mickey
Southside Dublin mom
Jun 14
Premature Election 2024. Part 6 (The Words That I Manifest).
Premature Election 2024. Part 6 (The Words That I Manifest).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks living on the breadline is a fancy term for feeding…
Fatchecker
Jun 14
Drumpf Confers with Senate Mob Bosses
Drumpf Confers with Senate Mob Bosses
Makes his first return to the scene of one crime
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 13
What If Self-Help Books Were Honest?
What If Self-Help Books Were Honest?
The preface to my new book, The Seven Labyrinths.
Clem Samson
Jun 13
C’mon now, Apple. Just NO
C’mon now, Apple. Just NO
Enough already. My devices are too much smarter than I am.
FranMorelandJohns
Jun 13
The Benignity
The Benignity
Does not come without cost
Mike Hickman
Jun 13
My Life as a Dog
My Life as a Dog
Everybody Loved Me, but My World Was Very Small
Tim McCauley
Jun 13
Jesus Makes Multitudes of Hot Dogs For Joey Chestnut To Eat
Jesus Makes Multitudes of Hot Dogs For Joey Chestnut To Eat
Banned from eating on the 4th of July, Jesus shows his mercy to the competitive eater.
Dan Dore
Jun 13
I Love You, Dad, I’m Just Not Wild About Your Name Change
I Love You, Dad, I’m Just Not Wild About Your Name Change
Our New Name Has Meant Years of Grief
David Volk
Jun 13
The Dating Profiles of 9th Century Vikings
The Dating Profiles of 9th Century Vikings
I’m looking for: A man with fertile seeds (both for impregnation and to sow on our farm).
Ally Bush
Jun 13
8 Ways To Become a Neighbor From Hell
8 Ways To Become a Neighbor From Hell
From Bad Housekeeping Magazine
Mike Player
Jun 13
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