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GOP’s Long Lost Moral Compass Discovered in Thrift Shop
GOP’s Long Lost Moral Compass Discovered in Thrift Shop
Will there be a new one set to fake north?
K. B. Cottrill
May 21
The Cheapskate’s Guide to Affording Butt Implants
The Cheapskate’s Guide to Affording Butt Implants
During the past decade, Kim Kardashian has inflated her behind to three times its normal, genetic size. As a result, women around the world…
Lahey
May 21
“This One’s For Queenie,” Yell Victorian-Era Enthusiasts Basil And Noddy, As They Detonate…
“This One’s For Queenie,” Yell Victorian-Era Enthusiasts Basil And Noddy, As They Detonate…
Looking forward to cracking skulls and having good lollygag at Toronto’s Ashbridges Bay, Victorian-era enthusiasts Basil Burton and Noddy…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 21
Man Gets Suspicious After Receiving Puzzling Text From His Girlfriend And Worries She Might Be…
Man Gets Suspicious After Receiving Puzzling Text From His Girlfriend And Worries She Might Be…
More fun from Hell Clicker!
Christine Stevens
May 21
We Quit
We Quit
Generic Network Announcer: Instead of the announced presidential debate tonight, the candidates have a surprise announcement.
Doug Hawley
May 21
Physical Therapy Flop
Physical Therapy Flop
My doctor told me it was essential for proper healing but he never mentioned this.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 21
How Your Cell Phone Camera Is Good For Your Mental Health
How Your Cell Phone Camera Is Good For Your Mental Health
Have you ever thought of it?
Vivian
May 21
Bihar Crime Lord Abandons Kidnapping Rudy Giuliani for Arranged Marriage After Realizing He’s Broke
Bihar Crime Lord Abandons Kidnapping Rudy Giuliani for Arranged Marriage After Realizing He’s Broke
Civic Cleanup Cast Aside
Ellie Salvaje
May 21
politic
politic
He’s a romantic moderate and makes middle of the road campaign promises.
Richard Whiddington
May 21
Jeremy, Please Wear a Helmet
Jeremy, Please Wear a Helmet
The FB Marketplace Annual Charity Ball in Possum Grape, AR
Jean Campbell
May 21
How to Stay Hot as a Woman Over 27
How to Stay Hot as a Woman Over 27
The routine and indefatigable discipline you need!
Jennifer Haubrich
May 21
Israel Palestine. That is the answer. However, What Is The Question?
Israel Palestine. That is the answer. However, What Is The Question?
Shalom and Marhaba ducks.
Fatchecker
May 21
I Love a Man in Uniform
I Love a Man in Uniform
Celebrating our soldiers past and present for Memorial Day
Christine's Adventures
May 20
C-SPAN Branches into Real Reality TV
C-SPAN Branches into Real Reality TV
Cashes in on Congressional Crazy
Phillip T Stephens
May 20
A Death in Staten Island
A Death in Staten Island
My mother’s home has been vacant ever since she went into assisted living. Both of my sisters have moved to Florida, so it’s my job to take…
Royal Alvis
May 20
Seven Pairs of Words That Don’t Mean the Same Thing
Seven Pairs of Words That Don’t Mean the Same Thing
You might think these words are synonyms. They’re not.
Dave Taubler
May 20
I Am Dexter the Cat and This is My LinkedIn Profile
I Am Dexter the Cat and This is My LinkedIn Profile
I am currently not “Open to Work”
Patrick Metzger
May 20
Scientists: People ARE Conspiring Together
Scientists: People ARE Conspiring Together
But not in the way conspiracy theorists imagine
Clem Samson
May 19
Yet Another Crap Advert
Yet Another Crap Advert
If only it could be flushed from your head as quickly as the product can be flushed from your digestive system…
Mike Hickman
May 19
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Three
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Three
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 19
Groom Runs Away From Newlywed Table In Middle Of Speech
Groom Runs Away From Newlywed Table In Middle Of Speech
Did the bride cut the cheese?
Christine Stevens
May 18
A Bear in the Woods or a Man in Your Bed?
A Bear in the Woods or a Man in Your Bed?
Modern question for modern women
Honorata Onanisma
May 18
How Summer Camp Made Me An Assassin
How Summer Camp Made Me An Assassin
Or, at the very least, a political organizer.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
May 18
The Man With Two Dongs
The Man With Two Dongs
Shark, marvel of nature
Christine's Adventures
May 17
Retrospective Thoughts About My Dumber — Younger Self!
Retrospective Thoughts About My Dumber — Younger Self!
What were you thinking???
Dr. E.R. Báez
May 17
Charles Manson Outraged About Trump’s 2016 Campaign to Build a Wall Between the U.S. and Mexico
Charles Manson Outraged About Trump’s 2016 Campaign to Build a Wall Between the U.S. and Mexico
Charles Manson, the notorious cult leader of “The Family” in Los Angeles, California, in the 1960s, was informed by a reporter visiting…
Lahey
May 17
Teaching a striptease
Teaching a striptease
And avoiding chairs that can impregnate me
Southside Dublin mom
May 17
Doing Nothing. And Yet…Busy
Doing Nothing. And Yet…Busy
We all know the tune — sadly
Mike Hickman
May 17
National Survey on Sexual Health and Behavior Proves that Julia Roberts Film Pretty Woman Led to…
National Survey on Sexual Health and Behavior Proves that Julia Roberts Film Pretty Woman Led to…
Ever since the 1990 release of the Julia Robert’s film “Pretty Woman,” a 30-year National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior in the U.S…
Lahey
May 17
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Two
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Two
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 17
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