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I Am Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s Junk
I Am Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s Junk
And I am so sorry
Christine Stevens
Aug 4
Fall of The Maxwell House of Usher
Fall of The Maxwell House of Usher
Good enough to the last drop
Spyder Darling
Aug 4
Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Doubles Down on Childless Cat Lady Remarks
Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Doubles Down on Childless Cat Lady Remarks
And plans to make big bucks off it too!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 4
Ideas for a Hallmark Greeting Card for Your Ex on Your Ex-anniversary
Ideas for a Hallmark Greeting Card for Your Ex on Your Ex-anniversary
“Feeling Nothing for You on This Day” is number one
Ruby Lee
Aug 4
Everyday Post-Ego Practice For The Permanent Natural High
Everyday Post-Ego Practice For The Permanent Natural High
The simple path to inner peace
Clem Samson
Aug 3
Can You Spare Six Seconds for a Kiss?
Can You Spare Six Seconds for a Kiss?
How about 20 ticks for a hug
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 3
Trump Adds His Own Book To The Bible
Trump Adds His Own Book To The Bible
The Gospel According To Trump
Roger Freed
Aug 3
Flounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-Dwellers
Flounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-Dwellers
Anyone should get more than zero matches here
John Corten
Aug 3
You Won’t Understand This Anyway
You Won’t Understand This Anyway
Seems to me I’m the youngest person writing blogs in this neck of the woods.
Ivana Klara
Aug 3
Doom With A View
Doom With A View
Back in the New, New York Groove
Spyder Darling
Aug 3
Why My Wife Cuddles Cows.
Why My Wife Cuddles Cows.
It keeps her out of the pigsty.
Robert Cormack
Aug 3
Drumpf Demands Prisoner Recall
Drumpf Demands Prisoner Recall
Claims Biden/Harris cheated to hurt his chances at reelection
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 2
Mama Bear’s Amazing Reaction to Man Saving Her Cubs
Mama Bear’s Amazing Reaction to Man Saving Her Cubs
You won’t believe this amazing clickbait — I mean, story!
Christine Stevens
Aug 2
Kamala’s Running Mate REVEALED
Kamala’s Running Mate REVEALED
And it’s not who you think.
Joe Bee
Aug 2
Lend Me Your Ear
Lend Me Your Ear
Or the 250 word confession
P T Adams
Aug 2
Who Loves You More?
Who Loves You More?
Between your spouse and dog, there’s a simple test
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 2
Paws and Reflect
Paws and Reflect
Dewie’s Honest Critique of My Cat-Parenting Skills
Allen R Smith
Aug 2
How To Find Out If A Guy Is Good In Bed
How To Find Out If A Guy Is Good In Bed
The answer might surprise you!
Christine's Adventures
Aug 2
Southern Cross (Technical Version)
Southern Cross (Technical Version)
Apologies to Crosby, Stills & Nash, Masters of the Sea (Song)
Sara Harvey
Aug 2
Trump To Replace JD Vance With Eight-Year-Old Boy
Trump To Replace JD Vance With Eight-Year-Old Boy
“Time to reboot the franchise”
Patrick Metzger
Aug 2
Project 2025 Adds More Bricks
Project 2025 Adds More Bricks
All In All, It’s Just Another Brick In The Wall…
David Volk
Aug 2
White Saviors For Kamala
White Saviors For Kamala
When a woman of color needed help, she prayed to the White Saviors, and they appeared on a Zoom call.
Joe Bee
Aug 2
Snoop Dogg, Manning and Clarkson covering Olympics? Please, no!
Snoop Dogg, Manning and Clarkson covering Olympics? Please, no!
There are fails and there are fails. This one is Olympic-sized.
Matt Walsh
Aug 2
Vice President Harris Has Some of Her Advisors in A Quandary
Vice President Harris Has Some of Her Advisors in A Quandary
Why? Because she’s got spunk, and she’s got IDEAS!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 2
How I learned my brother was my half-brother.
How I learned my brother was my half-brother.
You’re never too old for a family surprise!
Matt Walsh
Aug 2
Seinfeld Reunion — Part Two- Elaine
In the first episode Jerry and George have reunited after having completed their year in prison where we left them when the series ended…
Roger Freed
Aug 2
Are You A Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
Are You A Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
Or just a nightmare?
Christine Stevens
Aug 1
Tool Baffles Fans With New Song In 4/4 Time And With Clear Lyrical Message
Tool Baffles Fans With New Song In 4/4 Time And With Clear Lyrical Message
LOS ANGELES — Earlier this week, Tool perplexed its fans by releasing a new song, “Square Peg” in a common time signature and with…
S.L. Neechski
Aug 1
I’ve Decided to Become Black
I’ve Decided to Become Black
Let the benefits rain down!
Ross Rosenfeld
Aug 1
Paris Olympics: Did Dated Resume Cost Boogaloo Shrimp Spot on Inaugural Breaking team?
Paris Olympics: Did Dated Resume Cost Boogaloo Shrimp Spot on Inaugural Breaking team?
There was zero optimizing for ATS
John Corten
Aug 1
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