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Masked Palestinian Vows ‘Rivers of Blood’ at Paris Olympics
Masked Palestinian Vows ‘Rivers of Blood’ at Paris Olympics
Wait, these are the people Roger Waters and student protestors are lionizing? Something seems off.
Christine Stevens
Jul 25
Agree to Disagree
Agree to Disagree
Everything has its limits, even agreeing to disagree
Vic Pinto
Jul 25
Many Varieties of ghosts !
Horror is my favorite genre. I hate psychological horror. It is very stressful for me to read. I love pure horror. They help me sometimes…
Overthinking Unfiltered
Jul 25
JD Vance is a DFI Hire
JD Vance is a DFI Hire
And yes, Trump chose him because he’s a Dumb Fucking Idiot
Ross Rosenfeld
Jul 25
Men are Romantic; Women are Practical
Men are Romantic; Women are Practical
Warning, this post may contain explicit content attributed to male-centric thinkers
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 24
Scientist Grows Male Genitals In A Lab
Scientist Grows Male Genitals In A Lab
Loses interest in dating
Christine Stevens
Jul 24
Use Forgiveness for Fun
Use Forgiveness for Fun
Otherwise, it’ll do you no favors.
Vic Pinto
Jul 24
I’m Calling You “Chef” Because I Don’t Remember Your Name
I’m Calling You “Chef” Because I Don’t Remember Your Name
Yes, chef.
Ryan Redmond
Jul 24
What’s the Use of the “ECO” Button in Cars?
What’s the Use of the “ECO” Button in Cars?
Save Fuel, Reduce Emissions, and Drive Smarter with This Simple Feature
Tseng yueyue
Jul 24
Today’s Moment Of Zen
Today’s Moment Of Zen
Reduce, Reuse, Recy…CHOMP.
David Volk
Jul 24
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 112
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 112
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 24
Start Planning the Next Album
Start Planning the Next Album
Especially if there’s no real plan to tour
This, That & the Other Thing
Jul 24
Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Kamala Messaging Crisis
Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Kamala Messaging Crisis
URGENT: Yet Another Shift in Our Kamala Harris Messaging
Rich Taylor
Jul 24
My Dad Told Me I Look Like J.D. Vance, And We Aren’t Speaking
My Dad Told Me I Look Like J.D. Vance, And We Aren’t Speaking
So, I look like a youth pastor with a terrible secret? Thanks.
Joe Bee
Jul 24
I’m AI and I Must Be Trippin’
I’m AI and I Must Be Trippin’
“Elon Musk takes ketamine. Sergey Brin sometimes enjoys magic mushrooms. Executives at venture-capital firm Founders Fund, known for its…
Lindsey Lanpher
Jul 24
Essentially Yours
Essentially Yours
An A-List for the listless
Spyder Darling
Jul 24
V. P. Kamala Harris: “This Country is Done With Nasty!”
V. P. Kamala Harris: “This Country is Done With Nasty!”
Former prosecutor Harris shows she is ready to take on Trump, as Biden goes for chocolate chip
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 24
Top Three “Out of the Box” Picks for Kamala Harris’ VP to Beat Donald Trump in 2024
Top Three “Out of the Box” Picks for Kamala Harris’ VP to Beat Donald Trump in 2024
What about Elmo from Sesame Street?
Jonah Angeles
Jul 24
Stephen Miller Chosen to be Face of Gerber’s New Adult Baby Food Line
Stephen Miller Chosen to be Face of Gerber’s New Adult Baby Food Line
“He’s so adorable!”
Jarrett Wilson
Jul 24
An Ode to the Boost
An Ode to the Boost
What not to do when you go viral
Patrick Metzger
Jul 24
USA Men’s Olympic Soccer Team Training Harder Than Ever for Quadrennial Failure
USA Men’s Olympic Soccer Team Training Harder Than Ever for Quadrennial Failure
It’s not as easy as they make it look
John Corten
Jul 24
Democrats Thank Trump(ers) for All the Pre-written Ageist Diatribes
Democrats Thank Trump(ers) for All the Pre-written Ageist Diatribes
“Ironic”
Captain Obvious
Jul 24
Dinner is Served, Fish or Ice Cream?
Dinner is Served, Fish or Ice Cream?
Mangoes will not do.
Johnmark Odoyo
Jul 24
I’m The Woke Mind Virus
I’m The Woke Mind Virus
And the richest man in the world is trying to kill me
Christine Stevens
Jul 23
You, Too, Can Enshittify Everything
You, Too, Can Enshittify Everything
Why not? This is where the money is apparently found in the enshittified 21st century.
Mike Hickman
Jul 23
How I Accidentally Became a Cat Whisperer: A Series of Unfortunate Events
How I Accidentally Became a Cat Whisperer: A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Cat’s Perspective on Chaos
Kamran Shahid Butt
Jul 23
We Republicans Have Finally Saved Women from Abortion-Crazed Doctors
We Republicans Have Finally Saved Women from Abortion-Crazed Doctors
Inside the mind of an anti-choice conservative
Anne Hammersmith
Jul 23
Kamala, Choose a Boring White Dude
Kamala, Choose a Boring White Dude
Following President Joe Biden’s sudden announcement that he will decline his party’s nomination, the Democrats find themselves in a period…
Ross Rosenfeld
Jul 23
The Dangeroussest Kitchen Appliance Ever!
The Dangeroussest Kitchen Appliance Ever!
Inspired by and dedicated to Annie Trevaskis, one of my favest writers on Medium ever!
Selena Routley
Jul 23
Trump Unifies By Alienating Everyone
Trump Unifies By Alienating Everyone
Aren’t You Glad His Traumatic Experience Has Changed Him?
David Volk
Jul 23
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