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The Last Non-Marketer on Earth
The Last Non-Marketer on Earth
Could this be the hardest job in the world?
Philip Charter ✍️
Sep 3
The Defensive Lineman That Just Tackled You is Really Sorry :(
The Defensive Lineman That Just Tackled You is Really Sorry :(
Can we still be friends?
Katie Kauppi
Sep 3
Let’s Never Use ‘Trump’ in a Card Game Again
Let’s Never Use ‘Trump’ in a Card Game Again
We need to get that word out of our mouths once and for all
kathryn donahue
Sep 3
Why Isn’t There Much Money In Writing Funny?
Why Isn’t There Much Money In Writing Funny?
As a self-proclaimed humorist, I dove into why making a living from writing humor is so difficult.
Joe Bee
Sep 3
Diary Of “Oppressed” Proctologists Fighting Medical Racism….
Diary Of “Oppressed” Proctologists Fighting Medical Racism….
I woke up with bad breath feeling like a low-cost Nelson Mandela. Why? I’ve found a cause to fight for although I am not willing to spend…
James Karuga
Sep 3
Top 10 Rejected Questions from CNN’s Interview of Kamala Harris
Top 10 Rejected Questions from CNN’s Interview of Kamala Harris
And you thought journalism was dead….
Jeffrey Harvey
Sep 3
Would It Work Here On Medium — As It Did On Other Social Media Platforms
Would It Work Here On Medium — As It Did On Other Social Media Platforms
“I wonder if there is a bear in this cave!”
Dr. E.R. Báez
Sep 3
Reasons My Mom Left My Name Out Of The Amazon Password
Reasons My Mom Left My Name Out Of The Amazon Password
#1: She forgot
Brian Buseck
Sep 3
What’s in the Stars for Rudolph Calderone?
What’s in the Stars for Rudolph Calderone?
Man files to have his own birth date changed
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 3
Marooned Astronaut Complains To NASA About Strange Noise In Space Station
Marooned Astronaut Complains To NASA About Strange Noise In Space Station
Mystery solved — and perhaps a teachable moment for women.
Christine Stevens
Sep 2
Zombie Eyes
Zombie Eyes
Beverly and I were on our way to the Catskills and stopped at a rest area to walk Crazy Bitch. The lot was filled with cars, which was odd…
Royal Alvis
Sep 2
Who Needs Men When There's a Dog
Who Needs Men When There's a Dog
Making the case for a woman/canine union
Mark Tulin
Sep 2
Top Original Names For Labor Day
Top Original Names For Labor Day
Believe It. . . . Or Don’t.
David Volk
Sep 2
So Long and Thanks for All The Chicken
So Long and Thanks for All The Chicken
I survived Bangalore and all I got was this stupid Coke Zero.
Scott Hamilton
Sep 2
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 122
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 122
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 2
It’s Embarrassing, but My Husband Wears White After Labor Day
It’s Embarrassing, but My Husband Wears White After Labor Day
He ignores society’s fashion rules
Carole Olsen
Sep 2
He Wished Him Dead
He Wished Him Dead
She was perfect in so many respects.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 2
Drumpf Crashes Everyone’s Party
Drumpf Crashes Everyone’s Party
Candidate continues to appear where he’s not wanted
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 1
How Your Attempt To Succeed At Work May Be Holding You Back
How Your Attempt To Succeed At Work May Be Holding You Back
Once you’ve determined what’s going wrong, try these four techniques to fix your self-defeating habits
Maliha Noushin
Sep 1
What I Think When My Friends Don’t Text Me Back Immediately
What I Think When My Friends Don’t Text Me Back Immediately
Is it time to slide a DM?
Mayur Chauhan
Sep 1
Enter the Timeshare ScammyVerse
Enter the Timeshare ScammyVerse
Miami, Florida!
Leslie McLemore II
Sep 1
Where Do Our Pets Disappear To?
Where Do Our Pets Disappear To?
The Mysterious Case of Missing Pets
Mike G
Sep 1
Israeli, Hamas Officials Exhausted by Kamala Harris’ ‘Tireless’ Efforts toward Ceasefire, Plea for…
Israeli, Hamas Officials Exhausted by Kamala Harris’ ‘Tireless’ Efforts toward Ceasefire, Plea for…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims Harris is working ‘tirelessly’ toward ceasefire
Mikhail Rezazadeh
Sep 1
Trump: “Hello Kitty is the only real kitty. Hello Kitty is pure white.”
Trump: “Hello Kitty is the only real kitty. Hello Kitty is pure white.”
dj drumpf is doubling down on his claim that rival nominee for Association of American Cats president, Katala Hair-Hiss, won’t pin down the…
Diane Randle
Aug 31
An Evil Man?
An Evil Man?
I met him in the chiropractor’s office.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 31
“Let’s Just Talk in Memes Forever and Never Ruin this”
“Let’s Just Talk in Memes Forever and Never Ruin this”
Actual quote from a Bumble match I never ended up meeting
John Corten
Aug 31
My Experience With Sexual Thoughts. How I Keep It At Bay.
My Experience With Sexual Thoughts. How I Keep It At Bay.
You will discover new information about my experiment.
Love Sarao
Aug 31
Wife away on biz trip. Now, I run the house MY way!!!
Wife away on biz trip. Now, I run the house MY way!!!
Time for some manly re-arranging to get this place back to guy-ness.
Matt Walsh
Aug 31
Customer Service Needed on Aisle 17!
Customer Service Needed on Aisle 17!
Assistance Required with Finding Ass Wipes
Allen R Smith
Aug 30
I Choose Elena Rybakina To Dog Sit For Me
I Choose Elena Rybakina To Dog Sit For Me
This was a very difficult decision, believe me.
Christine Stevens
Aug 30
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