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My Son’s Math Textbook Is So Gay
My Son’s Math Textbook Is So Gay
As a cis-gendered soccer mom, I’m outraged and scared for this country.
Christine Stevens
Jun 18
A Dead Bat, A Dead Cat, and A Dead Rat Walk Into A Bar
A Dead Bat, A Dead Cat, and A Dead Rat Walk Into A Bar
Finding the meaning of life in Animal Heaven
Nit Arora
Jun 18
He Definitely Can’t Run for Office Now, Unless of Course He Does
He Definitely Can’t Run for Office Now, Unless of Course He Does
End of the road.
Ryan David
Jun 18
Exploring New Efficiencies in Life Sentences — A Grant Opportunity
Exploring New Efficiencies in Life Sentences — A Grant Opportunity
Your Bureau of Prisons seeks your contributions
Mitch Trachtenberg
Jun 18
The Swagger You Possess In Court Matters — Not The Client You Represent!
The Swagger You Possess In Court Matters — Not The Client You Represent!
Real stories from a real lawyer….
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 18
Sniffing Political mastIFFS, Glands and Butts
Sniffing Political mastIFFS, Glands and Butts
Tail of the dog
Charles McDonald
Jun 18
Trumps to Celebrate Juneteenth by Jumping the Broom
Trumps to Celebrate Juneteenth by Jumping the Broom
Former President Donald Trump announced that he and former First Lady Melania Trump will celebrate Juneteenth by renewing their vows…
Rich Taylor
Jun 18
How to Screw Up an Awesome Sexual Fantasy
How to Screw Up an Awesome Sexual Fantasy
Does this ever happen to you?
Christine's Adventures
Jun 18
How Will She Know You Really Care?
How Will She Know You Really Care?
A new gift company will send your loved one a bag containing a surprise
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 17
‘I’m a Longevity Expert, And This Is The One Vitamin People Over 50 Should Stop Taking ASAP’
‘I’m a Longevity Expert, And This Is The One Vitamin People Over 50 Should Stop Taking ASAP’
The alphabet. It all comes out in your piss dummy, even Vitamin Z.
Christine Stevens
Jun 17
My Sister’s Mailman Hand Delivered the Package with Her Personal Toy Inside
My Sister’s Mailman Hand Delivered the Package with Her Personal Toy Inside
Unfortunately, it had been opened
Ruby Lee
Jun 17
Mastering the Subtle Art of Not Really Apologizing
Mastering the Subtle Art of Not Really Apologizing
How to Make Everyone Think You’re Sorry When You’re Not
Dan Foster
Jun 17
Sick of Me
Sick of Me
Tired of my noise.
Kyle Wells
Jun 17
There’s Only One Good Reason To Take Your Pants Off At Work
There’s Only One Good Reason To Take Your Pants Off At Work
And this is it
Kris Downey
Jun 17
A Suffragette’s Opinion On The Latest Cleaning Hack Trends
A Suffragette’s Opinion On The Latest Cleaning Hack Trends
She is not amused by all the lemons
Maria Garcia
Jun 17
SSSSPPENNNddd!!!
SSSSPPENNNddd!!!
The meaning of life
Bonobo
Jun 17
The Supremes
The Supremes
My secret agent man
Jeff Eagle
Jun 17
My Nutty Shrink-Wrapped Existence.
My Nutty Shrink-Wrapped Existence.
Living with plastic in the throes of more plastic.
Robert Cormack
Jun 17
What If I Don’t Like Girl In Red? Can I Still Be A Lesbian?
What If I Don’t Like Girl In Red? Can I Still Be A Lesbian?
This and other important questions answered at last*
Christine's Adventures
Jun 17
What Is The Greatest Temptation To A Woman?
What Is The Greatest Temptation To A Woman?
Hint: it’s not an apple.
Christine's Adventures
Jun 16
I Went To Peru And All I Got Was This Abnormal Opening Between My Legs
I Went To Peru And All I Got Was This Abnormal Opening Between My Legs
It’s better than gonorrhea. I guess.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jun 16
What Was He Thinking?
What Was He Thinking?
And why words could be so helpful, if only…
Jill Ebstein
Jun 15
Feel Sorry for Me; I Live in a One Bathroom House
Feel Sorry for Me; I Live in a One Bathroom House
My aging kidneys are not cooperating
Carole Olsen
Jun 15
How We Discovered the Secrets to a Conflict-Free Marriage!
How We Discovered the Secrets to a Conflict-Free Marriage!
It’s not about compromise
Jennifer Haubrich
Jun 15
Non Sequitur — Formal Fallacies At Its Best!
Non Sequitur — Formal Fallacies At Its Best!
Where the conclusion does not follow the premises presented!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 15
Tesla Approves Musk’s $56 Billion Pay Package
Tesla Approves Musk’s $56 Billion Pay Package
Falling sales, missing estimates, product delays, massive recalls, employee layoffs — what’s not to like?
Johnny Robish
Jun 14
Experts Call These The Greatest Songs Of All Time
Experts Call These The Greatest Songs Of All Time
Number 26 might surprise you
Christine Stevens
Jun 14
The 10 Top Songs for Improved Sexual Performance
The 10 Top Songs for Improved Sexual Performance
A staggering amount of lovers prefer listening to music during sex
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 14
Kicking my phone addiction
And freeing up my hand to hold a mickey
Southside Dublin mom
Jun 14
Premature Election 2024. Part 6 (The Words That I Manifest).
Premature Election 2024. Part 6 (The Words That I Manifest).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks living on the breadline is a fancy term for feeding…
Fatchecker
Jun 14
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