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Twenty Funny Things For Guys To Say During Sex
Twenty Funny Things For Guys To Say During Sex
Straight from your boner to her funny bone
Christine's Adventures
Aug 15
A Few Notes While Third-Wheeling With A ‘Van Life’ Couple
A Few Notes While Third-Wheeling With A ‘Van Life’ Couple
Van life is life, and sometimes life ain’t easy. I fell asleep while driving again the other day and Rain and Corey got really mad. I…
r.j. kushner
Aug 15
Nobody Good Will Let Us Use Their Music!
Nobody Good Will Let Us Use Their Music!
Newly Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Trump Pivot to Public Domain Works at Future Rallies
Rich Taylor
Aug 15
Shakespeare Behind Bars — The Untold Story (Humor)
Shakespeare Behind Bars — The Untold Story (Humor)
True historical information- A historical research group in Wales has unearthed evidence that one William Shakespeare, father of famous…
Roger Freed
Aug 15
Republican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in Casino
Republican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in Casino
Now, that’s what I call taking a huge gamble!
Johnny Robish
Aug 14
You’d Like Your New Boyfriend to Take Down His Tinder Profile
You’d Like Your New Boyfriend to Take Down His Tinder Profile
Is that too much to ask?
Christine's Adventures
Aug 14
Cannibal Corpse Fans Disgusted By New Song About Kicking A Dog
Cannibal Corpse Fans Disgusted By New Song About Kicking A Dog
MADISON, WI — Fans of long-running death metal band Cannibal Corpse are outraged at the band’s new song, “That Mutt Had It Coming,” whose…
S.L. Neechski
Aug 14
Harris Puts the Kibosh on Walz Campaign Prank
Harris Puts the Kibosh on Walz Campaign Prank
“I think it could have been funny, but I understand the risks,” Walz concedes
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 14
Monolith Appears Near Nevada Mountain Top
Monolith Appears Near Nevada Mountain Top
A strange monolith has appeared near Goss Pass of a 7,000 foot mountain in the Las Vegas area of Nevada. Police and Park Rangers inspecting…
Roger Freed
Aug 14
Look, No One Knows if Tom Cruise Will Survive His Next Stunt, so We Need Him to Sign This Movie…
Look, No One Knows if Tom Cruise Will Survive His Next Stunt, so We Need Him to Sign This Movie…
It’s a lot less risky and a whole lot risqué
Spurty
Aug 14
Are We All Just a Bunch of Asshats?
Are We All Just a Bunch of Asshats?
The Smackdown on Human Nature
Rick L. Huffman
Aug 14
10 Answers to Questions You Forgot to Ask
10 Answers to Questions You Forgot to Ask
Bodies, baristas, Bambi, and more!
Jan M Flynn
Aug 14
The Thirst Trap Dilemma
The Thirst Trap Dilemma
Following a particularly gruelling gym workout last Saturday, Tanner Tedesco, fitness influencer, bro scientist, and self-proclaimed expert…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
Aug 14
The Sofa That Became a War Crime
The Sofa That Became a War Crime
Sometime around 1970, my mother decided it was time to upgrade the décor from the furnishings inherited with the house they purchased from…
Terri Patkin
Aug 14
The Dictator Needed An Enema
The Dictator Needed An Enema
Not another enemy
Carlo Zeno
Aug 13
History Was Made By How Much The Announcers At The Olympics Said History Was Being Made
History Was Made By How Much The Announcers At The Olympics Said History Was Being Made
Witnessing history didn’t feel as historical as you would think, but it’s still history.
Dan Dore
Aug 13
The Purpose Driven Life of an Olympic Village Condom
The Purpose Driven Life of an Olympic Village Condom
Destined to touch greatness
John Corten
Aug 13
Responses When I Ask People To Subscribe To My Newsletter
Responses When I Ask People To Subscribe To My Newsletter
Can you hear me now? Helloooo.
Mayur Chauhan
Aug 13
Neanderthal in the Mall
Neanderthal in the Mall
A short poem about Trump’s ear piercing
Ryon Plock
Aug 13
How to Dog Whistle that You’re a Closet Racist
How to Dog Whistle that You’re a Closet Racist
10- Be mad at Beyoncé for singing country music.
Scott Talbot Evans
Aug 13
A Different Husband Each Day
A Different Husband Each Day
It’s all according to the mood I’m in.
Carole Olsen
Aug 13
Good Breeding
Good Breeding
My dog Crazy Bitch was once a feral animal, and she will always be defiant and difficult to train. However, my previous dog was a pure bred…
Royal Alvis
Aug 12
Most People Don’t Know This Simple Trick That Makes Life Amazing and Awesome
Most People Don’t Know This Simple Trick That Makes Life Amazing and Awesome
But I know it. Neener neener.
Christine Stevens
Aug 12
Your Ego Is The Most Unreliable Narrator Ever
Your Ego Is The Most Unreliable Narrator Ever
And it is filling you with misinformation.
Clem Samson
Aug 12
The Biggest Recycler on the Planet: Donald Trump
The Biggest Recycler on the Planet: Donald Trump
Don’t let anyone tell you the former President isn’t doing his part.
Sandra Wade
Aug 12
I Medically Need Coffee
I Medically Need Coffee
Will die without it.
Ryan Redmond
Aug 12
What Am I Doing Wrong? Why Can’t I Make A Cent On JumpKick.net?
What Am I Doing Wrong? Why Can’t I Make A Cent On JumpKick.net?
I can’t believe it! I have tried and tried to get a winning spiel on Jumpkick.net, the website where you can start a fundraiser for…
Roger Freed
Aug 12
Thirst Things First
Thirst Things First
How do you do, summer in New York City, 1992
Spyder Darling
Aug 12
Maga Campaign Hits Harris Iceberg… Lowers Lifeboats
Maga Campaign Hits Harris Iceberg… Lowers Lifeboats
Unwise Trump pirates Celine's song about the Titanic sinking
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 12
I, Lucifer, Release Hordes of Demon Real Estate Agents Every Morning
I, Lucifer, Release Hordes of Demon Real Estate Agents Every Morning
And they’re dressed so nicely
Brian Throne
Aug 12
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