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Drumpf Confers with Senate Mob Bosses
Drumpf Confers with Senate Mob Bosses
Makes his first return to the scene of one crime
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 13
What If Self-Help Books Were Honest?
What If Self-Help Books Were Honest?
The preface to my new book, The Seven Labyrinths.
Clem Samson
Jun 13
C’mon now, Apple. Just NO
C’mon now, Apple. Just NO
Enough already. My devices are too much smarter than I am.
FranMorelandJohns
Jun 13
The Benignity
The Benignity
Does not come without cost
Mike Hickman
Jun 13
My Life as a Dog
My Life as a Dog
Everybody Loved Me, but My World Was Very Small
Tim McCauley
Jun 13
Jesus Makes Multitudes of Hot Dogs For Joey Chestnut To Eat
Jesus Makes Multitudes of Hot Dogs For Joey Chestnut To Eat
Banned from eating on the 4th of July, Jesus shows his mercy to the competitive eater.
Dan Dore
Jun 13
I Love You, Dad, I’m Just Not Wild About Your Name Change
I Love You, Dad, I’m Just Not Wild About Your Name Change
Our New Name Has Meant Years of Grief
David Volk
Jun 13
The Dating Profiles of 9th Century Vikings
The Dating Profiles of 9th Century Vikings
I’m looking for: A man with fertile seeds (both for impregnation and to sow on our farm).
Ally Bush
Jun 13
8 Ways To Become a Neighbor From Hell
8 Ways To Become a Neighbor From Hell
From Bad Housekeeping Magazine
Mike Player
Jun 13
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume One Hundred
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume One Hundred
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 13
Anthony Bourdain on the 2024 US Open at Pinehurst
Anthony Bourdain on the 2024 US Open at Pinehurst
Abandon all hope ye who push a tee shot.
Joe Bee
Jun 12
Towards a More Ethical Dwarf Tossing Regime
Towards a More Ethical Dwarf Tossing Regime
A demonstration sport at the 2024 Paris Olympics
Stuart Grant
Jun 12
25 Ways to Answer the Question, “Are You On Ozempic?”
25 Ways to Answer the Question, “Are You On Ozempic?”
When You Are On Ozempic But Don’t Want Anyone to Know
Kristine Laco
Jun 12
Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy
Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy
So why not make it fantastic?
Clem Samson
Jun 12
Mr Sunak, the Deprived
Mr Sunak, the Deprived
Aw, diddums, Mr Prime Minister, you didn’t have Sky TV when you were a kid… How very sad for you.
Mike Hickman
Jun 12
Barabbas Walks Free Even After 34 Guilty Counts
Barabbas Walks Free Even After 34 Guilty Counts
Jesus gets thrown under the bus in the process.
Dan Dore
Jun 12
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Nine
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Nine
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 12
Are Interplanetary Love Affairs Inevitably Doomed to Failure?
Are Interplanetary Love Affairs Inevitably Doomed to Failure?
Entering the pub, Rick saw her waiting. Alice was different, and Rick knew he was head over heels in love.
Val Francis
Jun 12
Is Local Live Music Dying?
Is Local Live Music Dying?
The subtle thing that’s killing original, grassroots live music
Ryan Eland
Jun 12
How to Have a Hot Ghoul Summer
How to Have a Hot Ghoul Summer
Don’t let the society or the sun keep you from enjoying death to its fullest
Amber Radcliffe
Jun 12
Supreme Court Justice Hussein Muhammed Caught on Tape
Supreme Court Justice Hussein Muhammed Caught on Tape
News item: Alito caught on tape. Roberts caught on tape. Alito’s wife caught on tape.
Mitch Trachtenberg
Jun 12
Political Targets. That was the answer. However, What Is The Question?
Political Targets. That was the answer. However, What Is The Question?
Allo allo allo
Fatchecker
Jun 12
Drumpf Calls Biden Conviction a Ruse
Drumpf Calls Biden Conviction a Ruse
Says it’s a scam to hurt Drumpf’s reelection
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 11
One Size Fits All Shoes Revolutionize Footwear Industry
One Size Fits All Shoes Revolutionize Footwear Industry
A Perfect Fit Every Time
Allen R Smith
Jun 11
Exercise Pills Mimic the Effects of a Full Workout
Exercise Pills Mimic the Effects of a Full Workout
Pop a Pill and Skip the Gym
Allen R Smith
Jun 11
NASA Announces Daily Shuttle Service to Mars
NASA Announces Daily Shuttle Service to Mars
Your Daily Ticket to the Stars
Allen R Smith
Jun 11
Congratulations! You’re the Chosen One!
Congratulations! You’re the Chosen One!
A quick onboarding guide for your Hero’s Journey
Patrick Metzger
Jun 11
A Commencement Speech for the Syosset High Class of 2024
A Commencement Speech for the Syosset High Class of 2024
Greetings class of 2024. As you just heard, my name is Patricia McDowell and I myself am a Syosset alum who has since gone on to be a…
Ross Rosenfeld
Jun 11
I’m Adding Exclamation Marks to this Email So You Don’t Think I’m Mean
I’m Adding Exclamation Marks to this Email So You Don’t Think I’m Mean
Please don’t hate me!
Ryan Redmond
Jun 11
People Have Been Wrong All This Time About the Meaning of Life
People Have Been Wrong All This Time About the Meaning of Life
On clickbait and shame and, FFS, things we actually might really need to know
Mike Hickman
Jun 11
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