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Medium Writer Boldly Declares Hatred for Trump
Medium Writer Boldly Declares Hatred for Trump
“I don’t care who knows it!”
Brian Theobald
May 1
God’s Will Is The Law In Arizona
God’s Will Is The Law In Arizona
Republican legislators turn the Old Testament into new laws.
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
May 1
When Did Bagels Become Kosher For Passover?
When Did Bagels Become Kosher For Passover?
A Crazy Tale Of Passover Substitutions
David Volk
May 1
Humza Yousaf, Hoisted Himself.
Humza Yousaf, Hoisted Himself.
On Monday the First Minister of Scotland, Humza Yousaf did a Liz Truss. Resigned, after telling everyone he had no intention of resigning.
Fatchecker
May 1
Scientists: We Are Each Other
Scientists: We Are Each Other
Separation is an illusion of our shitty brains
Clem Samson
Apr 30
Lovely, Lovely Ronnie
Lovely, Lovely Ronnie
He’s witty, he’s quiet, he’s kind — he’s completely and totally unsuited for his job
Mike Hickman
Apr 30
My wife refuses to let me join her Girl’s Trip. So unfair!
My wife refuses to let me join her Girl’s Trip. So unfair!
When my wonderful wife of 20 years said she’s planned a third different girls trip of the year, I finally snapped.
Matt Walsh
Apr 30
Crying at work [A guide for managers]
Crying at work [A guide for managers]
‘A powerful tactic if stuck next to a sniveller and having to pretend that you care is to find someone else to delegate the problem to.’
dan brotzel
Apr 30
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Five
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Five
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Apr 30
Harvey Weinstein Begs Judge for Gender Realignment Surgery Just to Live Better in a Female Prison
Harvey Weinstein Begs Judge for Gender Realignment Surgery Just to Live Better in a Female Prison
Isla Bryson Tyrant
Ellie Salvaje
Apr 30
Catch your Flight or Buy a Soft Pretzel?
Catch your Flight or Buy a Soft Pretzel?
Having a successful career and fulfilling social life hardly compares to the joy of eating a soft pretzel. Unfortunately, the elusive soft…
Mara Macduff
Apr 30
Lies I Told My Doctor
Lies I Told My Doctor
That judgmental bitch
Jen Metcalf
Apr 30
A dimly lit bar, Golden Street, Tokyo.
A dimly lit bar, Golden Street, Tokyo.
Two assassins reconnoitre. The place is unusually empty. They find barstools and order.
The Bookworm Turns
Apr 30
If You Want More Real, Honest, And Politically Incorrect Stories That’ll Have The Media Gasping, I…
If You Want More Real, Honest, And Politically Incorrect Stories That’ll Have The Media Gasping, I…
This will get you barking
Caleb Coy
Apr 30
Scientists: Why Do You Thank God For Your Food Before You Eat It?
Scientists: Why Do You Thank God For Your Food Before You Eat It?
You should be thanking us — we’re the ones who made possible food production on an unimaginably vast scale.
Clem Samson
Apr 29
My shameful problem
My shameful problem
And a genius solution
Southside Dublin mom
Apr 29
Blown Away
Blown Away
‘The judges were blown away by the quality of the submissions.’ Yeah, yeah.
dan brotzel
Apr 29
Through My Medium Profile Picture
Through My Medium Profile Picture
I’m the modern embodiment of Dorian Gray
Stuart Grant
Apr 29
The Remote Lets You See There’s Nothing Worth Watching on TV a Lot Faster
The Remote Lets You See There’s Nothing Worth Watching on TV a Lot Faster
“Mom & Dad Are Dinosaurs!” Book Excerpt
Frank Mastropolo
Apr 29
New Taylor Swift Album Lyric or Tech Bro’s Hinge Bio?
New Taylor Swift Album Lyric or Tech Bro’s Hinge Bio?
The Tortured Poets Department sounds a lot like dating in SF
Aarushi Ahuja
Apr 29
Enslaved
Enslaved
Somehow a spec of poop separated from the greater mess and flew past the trashcan to land on the shoulder of a little girl.
Royal Alvis
Apr 28
Has Feminism Failed Me? Perhaps.
Has Feminism Failed Me? Perhaps.
But does an ism owe anybody anything really?
Christine Stevens
Apr 28
What If Francis Scott Key Had Chosen Another Line of Work
What If Francis Scott Key Had Chosen Another Line of Work
We’d Be Singing a Whole Different Star-Spangled Banner
Allen R Smith
Apr 28
The Fix Is In, But Don’t Despair
The Fix Is In, But Don’t Despair
Too Bad Diana Ross Isn’t On The Supreme Court
David Volk
Apr 28
Wednesday Sermon
Wednesday Sermon
Scientists: You Are Not Goodlooking. You Are Not Ugly Either.
Clem Samson
Apr 28
Men Exaggerate, Women Understate
Men Exaggerate, Women Understate
Should anyone believe dating app profiles
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Apr 28
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Four
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Four
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Apr 28
The Upside of Shoplifting
The Upside of Shoplifting
The scourge of retail theft has given the honest shopper one benefit
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Apr 27
Scientists: You Don’t Let The Loch Ness Monster Tell You What To Do
Scientists: You Don’t Let The Loch Ness Monster Tell You What To Do
So why do you listen to the imaginary being called your “self”?
Clem Samson
Apr 27
Overrun Japanese Town Moving Mountain to Block Tourist Photos of Mount Fuji
Overrun Japanese Town Moving Mountain to Block Tourist Photos of Mount Fuji
No. They are NOT moving Mount Fuji. That is a misreporting of what’s going on in this sweet little town.
Christine Stevens
Apr 27
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