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Hell Clicker Is Back
Hell Clicker Is Back
And just in time to cheer you up after that god-awful Presidential debate.
Christine Stevens
Jun 29
Sorry honey, I can’t tie you up in bed for sex.
Sorry honey, I can’t tie you up in bed for sex.
Sugar, kitten, baby-kins, I’m sorry. I can’t tie you up tonight and probe you with sex toys. And believe me, your sexual and erotic…
Matt Walsh
Jun 28
Did the Gen Z Start a Humorous Revolution in My Country?
Did the Gen Z Start a Humorous Revolution in My Country?
The photo above captures a Gen Z protester in Kenya, smoking directly from a teargas canister. He was heard quipping that the police should…
Johnmark Odoyo
Jun 28
where you’ve been
where you’ve been
two thousand and twenty four, act III
Jesse Ya Diul
Jun 28
Lullaby of Birdland.
Lullaby of Birdland.
That’s if we ever get the birds to shut up.
Robert Cormack
Jun 28
The Valuable Coin That Wasn’t
The Valuable Coin That Wasn’t
Move over crypto, make room for Ceasar
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 28
Top Reasons I’m Not Panicked
Top Reasons I’m Not Panicked
Last Night’s Debate Wasn’t Great, But Here’s The Good News….
David Volk
Jun 28
If The Next Debate Had These Changes, People Would Watch
If The Next Debate Had These Changes, People Would Watch
Even better, people might change their minds
Steve Uppendahl
Jun 28
The One Scene in the Movie — The Apprentice — That Has Trump and His Team Worried The Most
The One Scene in the Movie — The Apprentice — That Has Trump and His Team Worried The Most
“Spot on!” say reviewers — “It has to be stopped!” says Trump
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jun 28
Premature Election 2024. Part 9 (Week Leaders).
Premature Election 2024. Part 9 (Week Leaders).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks rent arrears is a character from the X-Men, like the…
Fatchecker
Jun 28
My children made me piss myself
My children made me piss myself
Yet, I’m the dickhead
Southside Dublin mom
Jun 27
Stumbling My Way Off the Presidential Debate Stage and Ballot
Stumbling My Way Off the Presidential Debate Stage and Ballot
When I was 5, I remember telling my dad I wanted to someday be president. He smiled and began peppering me with questions, clearly enjoying…
Greg Schwem
Jun 27
My Grandson Is An Absolute Hoot!!!
My Grandson Is An Absolute Hoot!!!
In an Idiomatic kind of way…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 27
Mid-Western University to Remain Exhaustingly Liberal After Disagreement Over Fall 2024 Curriculum…
Mid-Western University to Remain Exhaustingly Liberal After Disagreement Over Fall 2024 Curriculum…
Unwilling to resolve key differences on how to properly view established principles concerning Brain-Based Learning, Epistemology, and…
Wesley Jansen
Jun 27
Supreme Court Releases Ill-Timed Hip-Hop Collaboration With RNC
Supreme Court Releases Ill-Timed Hip-Hop Collaboration With RNC
The Supreme Court of the United States, mired in several scandals that have exposed apparent political bias by multiple conservative…
John Corten
Jun 27
How To Stand With Palestine and Also Have a Big Nose
How To Stand With Palestine and Also Have a Big Nose
Sincerely, your Friendly Neighborhood Jew
Emily Cerrito
Jun 27
Hawk Tuah-Mania: Everyone’s Spittin’ On Cocks
Hawk Tuah-Mania: Everyone’s Spittin’ On Cocks
The internet finally does something helpful to advance sex-positivity.
Dan Dore
Jun 27
The GENIUS Idea of a Republican — No, Really, It’s Fucking Genius
The GENIUS Idea of a Republican — No, Really, It’s Fucking Genius
“Don’t Look At It,” can solve SO many problems
Steve Uppendahl
Jun 27
“Rawdogging” on Flights is a Thing
“Rawdogging” on Flights is a Thing
But it’s not my thing. Yet.
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Jun 27
Drumpf Displays His Battle Wounds
Drumpf Displays His Battle Wounds
Takes on sharks, batteries, and Biden
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 26
Hue and Cry
Hue and Cry
Paint Sample Card Collecting has Retailers Seeing Red
Mike Noble
Jun 26
Welcome To Our New Workplace Yoga Room
Welcome To Our New Workplace Yoga Room
Namaste and grind
Yina
Jun 26
Cost Cutting and Tweeting
Cost Cutting and Tweeting
A futuristic tale of communications and value for money
ian mcneish
Jun 26
More Music Acts Are Betting On The Casino Circuit
More Music Acts Are Betting On The Casino Circuit
Because This Year, Air Conditioning Is A Good Thing
David Volk
Jun 26
The Five-Year-Old’s Guide to Making Millions Without Breaking a Sweat
The Five-Year-Old’s Guide to Making Millions Without Breaking a Sweat
Hi fellow entrepreneurs,
Atanas Shorgov
Jun 26
Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun
Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun
Seems those Founding Fathers really had some clever uses for the 2nd Amendment
Johnny Robish
Jun 25
What To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.M
What To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.M
It’s probably not aliens but you can’t rule them out either
Patrick Metzger
Jun 25
Funny Stories — You Won’t Want To Miss
Funny Stories — You Won’t Want To Miss
They will make you laugh…I promise!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 25
Weight Loss Drug Maker Targets Niche Market
Weight Loss Drug Maker Targets Niche Market
Big Pharma sees growth potential with conspiracy theorists
Stuart Grant
Jun 25
I Can’t Date You Because of Your Name
I Can’t Date You Because of Your Name
It’s not you. It’s…
Ryan Redmond
Jun 25
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