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My Local Democrat Group Is Now Called BJ4BLUE
My Local Democrat Group Is Now Called BJ4BLUE
We are not only writing postcards
Honorata Onanisma
Jul 31
Why Cat Ladies Make Better Leaders Than Mansplainers
Why Cat Ladies Make Better Leaders Than Mansplainers
Eight good reasons
Carlo Zeno
Jul 31
The Project 2025 Saga Continues
The Project 2025 Saga Continues
Remind Me Why I Agreed To Do This Again?
David Volk
Jul 31
How to Tell if You’re the Guy at the Bar No Wants to Talk To
How to Tell if You’re the Guy at the Bar No Wants to Talk To
This may or may not be an intervention
John Corten
Jul 31
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 114
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 114
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 31
Kamala Harris Saved Me from Turning Goth
Kamala Harris Saved Me from Turning Goth
My Red, White, and Blue Was Fading to Black
Amy Stinnett
Jul 31
One L of a Sunday
One L of a Sunday
Not your average day of rest
Spyder Darling
Jul 31
Transcipt of “Brady Kids for Kamala” Zoom Call
Transcipt of “Brady Kids for Kamala” Zoom Call
Tens of thousands joined a virtual meeting this week dubbed “White Dudes for Harris” to drum up excitement for Vice President Kamala…
Rich Taylor
Jul 31
More Vance Looney Tunes: Free Chastity Belts Instead of Covid Tests
More Vance Looney Tunes: Free Chastity Belts Instead of Covid Tests
Nunneries for childless cat women are in the offing
K. B. Cottrill
Jul 31
How 60 Year Old Men Annoy 19 Year Old Girls
How 60 Year Old Men Annoy 19 Year Old Girls
Awkward Attempts at Youth Slang
Kamran Shahid Butt
Jul 31
Amazon Left Scrambling After Shoppers Find Out About Secret Hack That Accesses Jeff Bezos’ Bank…
Amazon Left Scrambling After Shoppers Find Out About Secret Hack That Accesses Jeff Bezos’ Bank…
And some other headlines and articles I would like to see.
Christine Stevens
Jul 31
Elon Musk Suspends ‘White Dudes for Harris’ Account From ‘X’
Elon Musk Suspends ‘White Dudes for Harris’ Account From ‘X’
Maybe “you can’t fix stupid,” but those red hats sure make stupid a helluva lot easier to identify
Johnny Robish
Jul 30
Teeth Before Tumors
Teeth Before Tumors
When Dental Coverage Outperforms Medical Plans
Allen R Smith
Jul 30
A Brief History of Christianity
A Brief History of Christianity
The first Christians were Jews who believed that Jesus was the Messiah. Christianity started as a sect of Judaism.
Joe Camerota
Jul 30
My New Boss
My New Boss
When I had a corporate job I used to get home. Smoke weed. And yell at my boss in my head.
Joe Camerota
Jul 30
Mother Sees Detail On Kid’s Drawing — Screams When She Realizes What It Means
Mother Sees Detail On Kid’s Drawing — Screams When She Realizes What It Means
That her daughter is a terrible artist with absolutely no talent. I mean, is that supposed to be a cat, a dog, or a rat? WTF knows! Don’t…
Christine Stevens
Jul 30
The only cover letter template you will ever need
The only cover letter template you will ever need
I’ve always been passionate about not drowning in debt
Adam Puckey
Jul 30
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 113
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 113
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 30
Christians Angry At Dionysus For His Party Looking Too Much Like The Last Supper
Christians Angry At Dionysus For His Party Looking Too Much Like The Last Supper
Greek Gods have always partied hard.
Dan Dore
Jul 30
I’m Running For Office
I’m Running For Office
And Here Are The Top Things I’ve Learned So Far….
David Volk
Jul 30
The Secret to Success
The Secret to Success
Success has a steep price
Vic Pinto
Jul 30
He Looked Like Trump
He Looked Like Trump
What to say to a liberal when her husband looks like Trump
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 29
You’re Not The Boss Of Me
You’re Not The Boss Of Me
People who live with Border Terriers should know their place.
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Jul 29
Godly People
Godly People
Beverly and her parents are devout Catholics, and for the last few months, I’ve been joining them for Sunday service. My attendance makes…
Royal Alvis
Jul 29
“Weird” JD Vance Can’t Just Take the L
“Weird” JD Vance Can’t Just Take the L
I almost feel sorry for JD Vance. Except he’s such a smug, arrogant, elitist little tool, so it’s pretty impossible. The more right-wing…
Sandra Wade
Jul 29
Life Is A Puzzle That Can Only Be Solved With Intuition
Life Is A Puzzle That Can Only Be Solved With Intuition
There are limits to “reason” and rational thought.
Clem Samson
Jul 29
White House Plagued By PEI Hires
White House Plagued By PEI Hires
Privileged entitled idiots are destroying the country
Carlo Zeno
Jul 29
Satan Irked by Constant Need to Renovate Hell to Outdo Chaos on Earth
Satan Irked by Constant Need to Renovate Hell to Outdo Chaos on Earth
Every time you people start a war, I need to at least redecorate
John Corten
Jul 29
Anger
Anger
Whether or not you stay mad, is ultimately up to you
Vic Pinto
Jul 29
Drumpf Cashes in on Bandage Bonanza
Drumpf Cashes in on Bandage Bonanza
He and Jesus have a good thing going
Phillip T Stephens
Jul 28
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