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A Piece of Quiet
A Piece of Quiet
For whom the doorbell tolls
Spyder Darling
Jul 28
“On the Wings of a Pig”
A flash fiction story
S.L. Neechski
Jul 27
One Man’s Lifetime Guarantee
One Man’s Lifetime Guarantee
Does anyone really know what it means
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 27
Newly-Separated Male (61) Seeking Only Mature Women (20–25) With Super Hard Bodies
Newly-Separated Male (61) Seeking Only Mature Women (20–25) With Super Hard Bodies
It’s also okay if you’re 18 and have severe daddy issues
John Corten
Jul 27
How I Drank Two Diet Mountain Dews and Almost Joined The KKK
How I Drank Two Diet Mountain Dews and Almost Joined The KKK
Re-evaluating your life’s decisions, after watching the Republican Party speak.
Dan Dore
Jul 27
For Sentimental Reasons
For Sentimental Reasons
What should we do with the body?
Spyder Darling
Jul 27
Why Men’s Obsession with Big Boobs Is Making Women with Small Boobs Miserable
Why Men’s Obsession with Big Boobs Is Making Women with Small Boobs Miserable
I can’t stop staring at the boobs of the women with big boobs. They’re so big, and I’m so jealous.
Honorata Onanisma
Jul 27
Trump Calls for November Presidential Election to Be Cancelled, and He Be Declared Winner
Trump Calls for November Presidential Election to Be Cancelled, and He Be Declared Winner
“It’s a total waste of time — I can’t find anyone who isn’t going to vote for me!” Trump declares
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 27
Is Vance Risking His Neck For a Vice Presidential Role?
Is Vance Risking His Neck For a Vice Presidential Role?
Mike Pence hung in too long
Christopher Holdroyd
Jul 27
Bad Memory
Bad Memory
Thanks to those who don’t remember
Vic Pinto
Jul 27
Boarding Rules That Would Work Better than the Ones Currently Used by Airlines
Boarding Rules That Would Work Better than the Ones Currently Used by Airlines
Let’s change the world of travel together
Smillew Rahcuef
Jul 26
My friend stayed in a luxury hotel and he couldn’t sleep
My friend stayed in a luxury hotel and he couldn’t sleep
It’s his first time in such a hotel.
Pushpender Yadav
Jul 26
Interlude On The Upper West Side
Interlude On The Upper West Side
Oh the things you’ll find
Spyder Darling
Jul 26
I Am On The Long List of Possible VP Picks (And So Are You)
I Am On The Long List of Possible VP Picks (And So Are You)
And these are the top 10 items on my agenda when I take office.
Adam Overland
Jul 26
I Have My Own Events for a Senior Olympics
I Have My Own Events for a Senior Olympics
These days, I might need help getting up on the podium
Chris Raymond
Jul 26
This May Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The World
This May Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The World
But you’re going to have to wade through a lot of BS to get to see her.
Christine Stevens
Jul 26
Olympic Prize Winning Fools?
Olympic Prize Winning Fools?
Upon hearing the news that Breakdancing were to make its debut at the 2024 Summer Olympics, I’m sure I weren’t the only bod to think, “Well…
Fatchecker
Jul 26
Masked Palestinian Vows ‘Rivers of Blood’ at Paris Olympics
Masked Palestinian Vows ‘Rivers of Blood’ at Paris Olympics
Wait, these are the people Roger Waters and student protestors are lionizing? Something seems off.
Christine Stevens
Jul 25
Agree to Disagree
Agree to Disagree
Everything has its limits, even agreeing to disagree
Vic Pinto
Jul 25
Many Varieties of ghosts !
Horror is my favorite genre. I hate psychological horror. It is very stressful for me to read. I love pure horror. They help me sometimes…
Overthinking Unfiltered
Jul 25
JD Vance is a DFI Hire
JD Vance is a DFI Hire
And yes, Trump chose him because he’s a Dumb Fucking Idiot
Ross Rosenfeld
Jul 25
Men are Romantic; Women are Practical
Men are Romantic; Women are Practical
Warning, this post may contain explicit content attributed to male-centric thinkers
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 24
Scientist Grows Male Genitals In A Lab
Scientist Grows Male Genitals In A Lab
Loses interest in dating
Christine Stevens
Jul 24
Use Forgiveness for Fun
Use Forgiveness for Fun
Otherwise, it’ll do you no favors.
Vic Pinto
Jul 24
I’m Calling You “Chef” Because I Don’t Remember Your Name
I’m Calling You “Chef” Because I Don’t Remember Your Name
Yes, chef.
Ryan Redmond
Jul 24
What’s the Use of the “ECO” Button in Cars?
What’s the Use of the “ECO” Button in Cars?
Save Fuel, Reduce Emissions, and Drive Smarter with This Simple Feature
Tseng yueyue
Jul 24
Today’s Moment Of Zen
Today’s Moment Of Zen
Reduce, Reuse, Recy…CHOMP.
David Volk
Jul 24
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 112
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 112
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 24
Start Planning the Next Album
Start Planning the Next Album
Especially if there’s no real plan to tour
This, That & the Other Thing
Jul 24
Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Kamala Messaging Crisis
Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Kamala Messaging Crisis
URGENT: Yet Another Shift in Our Kamala Harris Messaging
Rich Taylor
Jul 24
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