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Scientists: After You Die There Will Be Nothing
Scientists: After You Die There Will Be Nothing
And this nothingness will last FOREVER!
Clem Samson
Sep 21
Are 784 Dildos Too Much?
Are 784 Dildos Too Much?
The Encouraging vs. Discouraging Dildo Debate
Dan Dore
Sep 21
H.R. Guidelines for Halloween 2024
H.R. Guidelines for Halloween 2024
Grindle and Sons Insurance Providers want you to have a safe and Happy Halloween.
Joe Bee
Sep 21
Trump Slams Ungrateful Jews — Vows No Immigration From ‘Infested’ Countries
Trump Slams Ungrateful Jews — Vows No Immigration From ‘Infested’ Countries
Gee, could he be talking about Slovenia?
Johnny Robish
Sep 20
Scientists: Our Ego Is A Coward Who Is Afraid To Admit It’s Ever Wrong
Scientists: Our Ego Is A Coward Who Is Afraid To Admit It’s Ever Wrong
That’s why we always have to be right — even if it means driving the people in our lives away from us
Clem Samson
Sep 20
Weirdly Possible Future Bizarre Headlines Concerning North Carolina’s Political Landscape
Weirdly Possible Future Bizarre Headlines Concerning North Carolina’s Political Landscape
Anything Seems Possible After GOP Candidate Reportedly Referred to Self as a “Black NAZI” & Supported the Return of Slavery on Porn Site
Rich Taylor
Sep 20
He-Man: I Have the Powerrrrrrr . . . to Apologize
He-Man: I Have the Powerrrrrrr . . . to Apologize
The Prince of Eternia Promised Transformation . . . And a Dash of Body Dysmorphia
Jklongneck
Sep 20
True Life Differences between Trump and George Washington
(Factual information about Washington taken from The U.S. Constitution by Terry L. Jordan)
Roger Freed
Sep 20
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 128
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 128
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 20
Alpha Male Influencer Royce White Drops Out of Senate Race After Realizing Debate Is Held On A…
Alpha Male Influencer Royce White Drops Out of Senate Race After Realizing Debate Is Held On A…
Shakes on a Plane
Ellie Salvaje
Sep 20
Money is no GOD or Money is no less than GOD.
Money is no GOD or Money is no less than GOD.
Elections are to be held in Haryana, India, on 5th October.
Nutan Poonia
Sep 19
Friend Thinks You’d Like This Song Since You Like Song That’s Completely Different
Friend Thinks You’d Like This Song Since You Like Song That’s Completely Different
ATLANTA, GA — “Notice how the bridge sounds exactly like the bridge in that song you were listening to the other day,” excitedly remarked…
Mark J. Shady
Sep 19
What Will Explode Next?
What Will Explode Next?
I didn’t know people still used pagers, did you?
Christine Stevens
Sep 19
Do You Have Higher Than Average Intelligence?
Do You Have Higher Than Average Intelligence?
Here’s how to tell if you’re secretly gifted.
Christine Stevens
Sep 19
Art Museum Shocks Crowd By Showing Pieces That Display Talent
Art Museum Shocks Crowd By Showing Pieces That Display Talent
“I don’t like it!”
Brian Theobald
Sep 19
Not All Assholes Drive Jeeps, But All Jeep Owners Are Assholes
Not All Assholes Drive Jeeps, But All Jeep Owners Are Assholes
It’s just a fact of life.
Burn Book
Sep 19
Sorry Dearie, I Had To Run Your Car Off The Road. You Neglected To Wave “Thank You” After Merging.
Sorry Dearie, I Had To Run Your Car Off The Road. You Neglected To Wave “Thank You” After Merging.
Enough of this pouting. I barely ran you off the road!
Katherine Shaw
Sep 19
Weeping Endlessly and Masturbating Still to be Reserved for Sundays, Says Local Resident with No…
Weeping Endlessly and Masturbating Still to be Reserved for Sundays, Says Local Resident with No…
Grant County, Wisconsin. Sources recently confirmed that 34-year-old Andrew Caufman, an assembly line worker at Pine Bark Industries, plans…
Wesley Jansen
Sep 19
Bob Life and Kart Times Ahead — Smaller Is Deffo Better
Bob Life and Kart Times Ahead — Smaller Is Deffo Better
Latest Trends in Micro Nomad Travel
Amy Stinnett
Sep 19
Political Diss Course
Political Diss Course
One thing we learnt from the United Kingdom parliamentary expenses scandal of 2009, a political scandal concerning expenses claims made by…
Fatchecker
Sep 19
The Horrible Truth About Springfield Revealed
The Horrible Truth About Springfield Revealed
Pets eat Republican politicians
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 18
My Incredibly Narrow Urethra.
My Incredibly Narrow Urethra.
The pain and sorrow of a cystoscopy.
Robert Cormack
Sep 18
Texas Makes “Fuck You” Official State Motto
Texas Makes “Fuck You” Official State Motto
AUSTIN — Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced today that the state is changing its motto from “Friendship” to “Fuck you,” pathologically…
S.L. Neechski
Sep 18
Scientists: The Human Beings Alive Today Are The Same Human Beings Who Committed The Atrocities And…
Scientists: The Human Beings Alive Today Are The Same Human Beings Who Committed The Atrocities And…
The idea of “progress” is kind of an illusion. Ukraine and Gaza have reminded us of that.
Clem Samson
Sep 18
Celebrity Under Fire For Saying Nothing About Trans People
Celebrity Under Fire For Saying Nothing About Trans People
“Silence is violence!”
Brian Theobald
Sep 18
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 20 odd years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest…
Roger Freed
Sep 18
Monument to Mediocrity (of the Sculptor)
Monument to Mediocrity (of the Sculptor)
When the monuments themselves are mediocre
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 17
Texas Cracks Down on Fetal Trafficking
Texas Cracks Down on Fetal Trafficking
Sanctuary cities stop criminals at state line
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 17
Runway Models I Did Not Expect to See at New York Fashion Week
Runway Models I Did Not Expect to See at New York Fashion Week
In outer space or sailing the seven seas, looking good is the secret to success.
Katie Kauppi
Sep 17
Donald Trump Says Running Mate Vance Has Said Much Worse Things Than He Has
Donald Trump Says Running Mate Vance Has Said Much Worse Things Than He Has
“Why aren’t they going after him?”
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 17
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