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Lets Brainstorm Some Ideas!
Lets Brainstorm Some Ideas!
Words I despise.
Kyle Wells
Sep 23
Overheard on a Fifty-Foot Cabin Cruiser
Overheard on a Fifty-Foot Cabin Cruiser
My wife can jump from the swim platform
Ida Adams
Sep 23
We Hate Rejecting You!
We Hate Rejecting You!
Dear Creative:
Lev Raphael
Sep 23
After I Die, You’ll Know I’m With You When…
After I Die, You’ll Know I’m With You When…
I show up to the seance ten minutes late and ask for a cup of coffee.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Sep 23
I Got a New Writing Gig
I Got a New Writing Gig
Writing for the Haven
Mark Ewbie
Sep 23
Warning: Disturbing Photos
Warning: Disturbing Photos
Advisory — The Following Photos May Trigger Sensitive People
Christine Stevens
Sep 23
Scientists: The Latest Violence and Atrocities Are Easily Explained By Evolutionary Biologists
Scientists: The Latest Violence and Atrocities Are Easily Explained By Evolutionary Biologists
It’s perfectly normal, in fact.
Clem Samson
Sep 23
8 Ways Mother Nature Proves She’s a Girl’s Girl
8 Ways Mother Nature Proves She’s a Girl’s Girl
Ladies, gather ‘round.
Burn Book
Sep 23
Ya, Sure
Ya, Sure
Valentina stood in the entrance to Palace Pizza. The breeze rippled her flower print dress. She brushed dark hair from her face. Awestruck…
John K Adams
Sep 23
The Sport of Hobby Horsing
The Sport of Hobby Horsing
No way you say
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 22
Scientists: Your Life Is A Complete Accident
Scientists: Your Life Is A Complete Accident
Devoid of any inherent meaning whatsoever
Clem Samson
Sep 22
All ass and no eyebrows
And wishing I had time to be selfish
Southside Dublin mom
Sep 22
I Am Not My Body
I Am Not My Body
My body is not my body
Clem Samson
Sep 22
Things I Don’t Understand About Sports No Matter How Many Times They’re Explained to Me
Things I Don’t Understand About Sports No Matter How Many Times They’re Explained to Me
What the hell is “offside”?
Patrick Metzger
Sep 22
What Happened to the Coin-Counting Machine?
What Happened to the Coin-Counting Machine?
Am I in the wrong bank or on another planet?
Vera-Marie Landi
Sep 22
Classic Windows screensavers ranked by Werner Herzog
Classic Windows screensavers ranked by Werner Herzog
8. Photo slideshow
Jill Bennett
Sep 22
10 Recommended Ways to Suppress a Fart
10 Recommended Ways to Suppress a Fart
Scroll down quick and no one will see what you’re reading
John Corten
Sep 22
Back To Hollywood
Back To Hollywood
This ain’t Jaws V baby, this is Tinsel Town
Spyder Darling
Sep 22
Operation: Out of the Frying Pan
Operation: Out of the Frying Pan
How to flee India in 10,000 easy steps.
Scott Hamilton
Sep 22
The faux Lumberjack Beard Epidemic
The faux Lumberjack Beard Epidemic
You don’t own an ax. Your beard is a lie.
Matt Walsh
Sep 22
Non-binary Questions
Non-binary Questions
Questions that should have binary answers but somehow don’t
Dylan Chia
Sep 22
Scientists: After You Die There Will Be Nothing
Scientists: After You Die There Will Be Nothing
And this nothingness will last FOREVER!
Clem Samson
Sep 21
Are 784 Dildos Too Much?
Are 784 Dildos Too Much?
The Encouraging vs. Discouraging Dildo Debate
Dan Dore
Sep 21
H.R. Guidelines for Halloween 2024
H.R. Guidelines for Halloween 2024
Grindle and Sons Insurance Providers want you to have a safe and Happy Halloween.
Joe Bee
Sep 21
Increased flu transmission rates among iPhone users : A New Study Reveals
Increased flu transmission rates among iPhone users : A New Study Reveals
A new case control study has revealed an increase in flu transmission rates among Apple customers using any phone released after September…
Viraja Teggihal
Sep 21
Trump Slams Ungrateful Jews — Vows No Immigration From ‘Infested’ Countries
Trump Slams Ungrateful Jews — Vows No Immigration From ‘Infested’ Countries
Gee, could he be talking about Slovenia?
Johnny Robish
Sep 20
Scientists: Our Ego Is A Coward Who Is Afraid To Admit It’s Ever Wrong
Scientists: Our Ego Is A Coward Who Is Afraid To Admit It’s Ever Wrong
That’s why we always have to be right — even if it means driving the people in our lives away from us
Clem Samson
Sep 20
Weirdly Possible Future Bizarre Headlines Concerning North Carolina’s Political Landscape
Weirdly Possible Future Bizarre Headlines Concerning North Carolina’s Political Landscape
Anything Seems Possible After GOP Candidate Reportedly Referred to Self as a “Black NAZI” & Supported the Return of Slavery on Porn Site
Rich Taylor
Sep 20
He-Man: I Have the Powerrrrrrr . . . to Apologize
He-Man: I Have the Powerrrrrrr . . . to Apologize
The Prince of Eternia Promised Transformation . . . And a Dash of Body Dysmorphia
Jklongneck
Sep 20
True Life Differences between Trump and George Washington
(Factual information about Washington taken from The U.S. Constitution by Terry L. Jordan)
Roger Freed
Sep 20
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