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The Three Levels Of Pretty Privilege
The Three Levels Of Pretty Privilege
Which are you — take our quiz
Christine Stevens
Jun 23
Are You His Girlfriend Or His F**k Buddy
Are You His Girlfriend Or His F**k Buddy
Seven scenarios to help you decide.
Christine's Adventures
Jun 23
How to Pleasure Yourself During Your Work Zoom Conference
How to Pleasure Yourself During Your Work Zoom Conference
Because let’s face it, you’re bored to tears
Christine's Adventures
Jun 22
Presidential Debate Drinking Game (2024 Version)
Presidential Debate Drinking Game (2024 Version)
More like, ten feet from the grave version
Sebastian SD
Jun 22
This Race Horse Tested Positive for Meth
This Race Horse Tested Positive for Meth
Horse Owners Have Been Getting Their Horses High Since The Roman Empire
Mike G
Jun 22
Retired Army General’s Chilling Warning Over China’s Chokehold On Us Military
Retired Army General’s Chilling Warning Over China’s Chokehold On Us Military
‘We need to prepare for war’
Christine Stevens
Jun 22
What Do You Smell Like?
What Do You Smell Like?
A sniffling mystery.
Kyle Wells
Jun 22
Kristie Noem Assassinates Ex-Lover Corey Lewandowski After Ex-Trump Aide Behaved Like a Rabid Dog
Kristie Noem Assassinates Ex-Lover Corey Lewandowski After Ex-Trump Aide Behaved Like a Rabid Dog
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Ellie Salvaje
Jun 22
Fonts: How do I Love Thee?
Fonts: How do I Love Thee?
Illustrated by the bastardization of Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s poetic masterpiece
Christopher Holdroyd
Jun 22
Why Are We So Offended By Men’s Bodies?
Why Are We So Offended By Men’s Bodies?
It’s time for women to take a stand and become masculist allies.
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 22
Milquetoast University
Milquetoast University
It’s whatever you want it to be
David Martin
Jun 21
Displaying the Ten Commandments Now Mandidtory in Louisiana Classrooms
Displaying the Ten Commandments Now Mandidtory in Louisiana Classrooms
Of course, this could all backfire on them should Moses decide he wants to join the “Teacher’s Union”
Johnny Robish
Jun 21
Now Accepting Applications For A High Value Man
Now Accepting Applications For A High Value Man
I’m tired of settling.
Yina
Jun 21
Five Myths Penises Wish Females Would Stop Believing
Five Myths Penises Wish Females Would Stop Believing
Where do women get these dumb ideas anyway?
Christine's Adventures
Jun 21
Every Time My Youngest Grabs Moms Phone — She Does This — She Takes A Selfie!
Every Time My Youngest Grabs Moms Phone — She Does This — She Takes A Selfie!
It is hilarious!!!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 21
Benjamin Franklin’s Unrecorded Responses to the Question “What Have We Got, a Republic or a…
Benjamin Franklin’s Unrecorded Responses to the Question “What Have We Got, a Republic or a…
Such a kidder, that Benjy
Phil Witte
Jun 21
Premature Election 2024. Part 7 (Abnormal Service Resumes).
Premature Election 2024. Part 7 (Abnormal Service Resumes).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks a loan shark is that thing he spotted on ‘that’…
Fatchecker
Jun 21
Louisiana Mandates 10 Commandments in Classrooms
Louisiana Mandates 10 Commandments in Classrooms
Also mandated 10 Commandments 2.0 upgrade
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 20
Boeing Starliner’s Mission To Repair ISS Urine Converter Faces Urgency
Boeing Starliner’s Mission To Repair ISS Urine Converter Faces Urgency
Experimental space capsule does excremental duty
Christopher Holdroyd
Jun 20
In Honor Of Pride Month, I Rewatched “Bros.”
In Honor Of Pride Month, I Rewatched “Bros.”
The gayest movie ever made deserves more love.
Joe Bee
Jun 20
Best Places to Cry in your Car
Best Places to Cry in your Car
Having a sobbing mental breakdown in your car can be a cathartic experience. However, not all parking lots are created equal for such an…
Mara Macduff
Jun 20
I Found Out Why Men Think With Their “Heads Down”
I Found Out Why Men Think With Their “Heads Down”
And you’ll be surprised to learn why that is
Christine
Jun 20
Stupid Things Make Me Laugh
Stupid Things Make Me Laugh
No Matter What You Say, These Aren’t Dad Jokes.
David Volk
Jun 20
Somebody Beat Me To The Punch — No Pun Intended
Somebody Beat Me To The Punch — No Pun Intended
It could happen to you
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 20
My Cats are Masterminds
My Cats are Masterminds
Understanding the calculating behavior of my three felines
Nancy Parish
Jun 20
Take Two Platitudes And Call Me In The Morning
Take Two Platitudes And Call Me In The Morning
It’s time for your pop psych placebo
Stuart Grant
Jun 20
Everybody! Post Your Nudes
Everybody! Post Your Nudes
You might just save a teenage girl’s life
Christine's Adventures
Jun 20
The Naked Truth About ‘Posture Screening’: Some Colleges Required Nude Photos of Their Freshmen…
The Naked Truth About ‘Posture Screening’: Some Colleges Required Nude Photos of Their Freshmen…
These included former President George Bush, Hillary Clinton, journalist Bob Woodward, actress Meryl Streep, anchor Diane Sawyer and author…
Deborah Camp
Jun 19
Shirts Are Buttoned On Different Sides For Men And Women
Shirts Are Buttoned On Different Sides For Men And Women
And the reason is pervy
Christine Stevens
Jun 19
This author is simply out of step with Bridgerton.
This author is simply out of step with Bridgerton.
And it’s probably not why you think, Dear Reader.
The Bookworm Turns
Jun 19
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