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Scientist Grows Male Genitals In A Lab
Scientist Grows Male Genitals In A Lab
Loses interest in dating
Christine Stevens
Jul 24
Use Forgiveness for Fun
Use Forgiveness for Fun
Otherwise, it’ll do you no favors.
Vic Pinto
Jul 24
I’m Calling You “Chef” Because I Don’t Remember Your Name
I’m Calling You “Chef” Because I Don’t Remember Your Name
Yes, chef.
Ryan Redmond
Jul 24
What’s the Use of the “ECO” Button in Cars?
What’s the Use of the “ECO” Button in Cars?
Save Fuel, Reduce Emissions, and Drive Smarter with This Simple Feature
Tseng yueyue
Jul 24
Today’s Moment Of Zen
Today’s Moment Of Zen
Reduce, Reuse, Recy…CHOMP.
David Volk
Jul 24
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 112
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 112
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 24
Start Planning the Next Album
Start Planning the Next Album
Especially if there’s no real plan to tour
This, That & the Other Thing
Jul 24
Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Kamala Messaging Crisis
Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Kamala Messaging Crisis
URGENT: Yet Another Shift in Our Kamala Harris Messaging
Rich Taylor
Jul 24
My Dad Told Me I Look Like J.D. Vance, And We Aren’t Speaking
My Dad Told Me I Look Like J.D. Vance, And We Aren’t Speaking
So, I look like a youth pastor with a terrible secret? Thanks.
Joe Bee
Jul 24
I’m AI and I Must Be Trippin’
I’m AI and I Must Be Trippin’
“Elon Musk takes ketamine. Sergey Brin sometimes enjoys magic mushrooms. Executives at venture-capital firm Founders Fund, known for its…
Lindsey Lanpher
Jul 24
Essentially Yours
Essentially Yours
An A-List for the listless
Spyder Darling
Jul 24
V. P. Kamala Harris: “This Country is Done With Nasty!”
V. P. Kamala Harris: “This Country is Done With Nasty!”
Former prosecutor Harris shows she is ready to take on Trump, as Biden goes for chocolate chip
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 24
Top Three “Out of the Box” Picks for Kamala Harris’ VP to Beat Donald Trump in 2024
Top Three “Out of the Box” Picks for Kamala Harris’ VP to Beat Donald Trump in 2024
What about Elmo from Sesame Street?
Jonah Angeles
Jul 24
Stephen Miller Chosen to be Face of Gerber’s New Adult Baby Food Line
Stephen Miller Chosen to be Face of Gerber’s New Adult Baby Food Line
“He’s so adorable!”
Jarrett Wilson
Jul 24
An Ode to the Boost
An Ode to the Boost
What not to do when you go viral
Patrick Metzger
Jul 24
USA Men’s Olympic Soccer Team Training Harder Than Ever for Quadrennial Failure
USA Men’s Olympic Soccer Team Training Harder Than Ever for Quadrennial Failure
It’s not as easy as they make it look
John Corten
Jul 24
Democrats Thank Trump(ers) for All the Pre-written Ageist Diatribes
Democrats Thank Trump(ers) for All the Pre-written Ageist Diatribes
“Ironic”
Captain Obvious
Jul 24
I’m The Woke Mind Virus
I’m The Woke Mind Virus
And the richest man in the world is trying to kill me
Christine Stevens
Jul 23
You, Too, Can Enshittify Everything
You, Too, Can Enshittify Everything
Why not? This is where the money is apparently found in the enshittified 21st century.
Mike Hickman
Jul 23
How I Accidentally Became a Cat Whisperer: A Series of Unfortunate Events
How I Accidentally Became a Cat Whisperer: A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Cat’s Perspective on Chaos
Kamran Shahid Butt
Jul 23
We Republicans Have Finally Saved Women from Abortion-Crazed Doctors
We Republicans Have Finally Saved Women from Abortion-Crazed Doctors
Inside the mind of an anti-choice conservative
Anne Hammersmith
Jul 23
Kamala, Choose a Boring White Dude
Kamala, Choose a Boring White Dude
Following President Joe Biden’s sudden announcement that he will decline his party’s nomination, the Democrats find themselves in a period…
Ross Rosenfeld
Jul 23
The Dangeroussest Kitchen Appliance Ever!
The Dangeroussest Kitchen Appliance Ever!
Inspired by and dedicated to Annie Trevaskis, one of my favest writers on Medium ever!
Selena Routley
Jul 23
Trump Unifies By Alienating Everyone
Trump Unifies By Alienating Everyone
Aren’t You Glad His Traumatic Experience Has Changed Him?
David Volk
Jul 23
Trump Legally Changes His Middle Name to “Jesus”.
Trump, in an effort to improve his chances of getting re-elected to the nation’s highest political position, legally changed his middle…
Roger Freed
Jul 23
An Urban Legend
An Urban Legend
Everyone on campus knew when the Tri-Betas were menstruating, and during this time — if you knew what was best — you would avoid the…
Royal Alvis
Jul 22
Microsoft Recommends Turning Your Machine Off And On Again A Bunch Of Times To Fix Faulty…
Microsoft Recommends Turning Your Machine Off And On Again A Bunch Of Times To Fix Faulty…
I’m not even joking. Reality has officially become more absurd than comedy.
Christine Stevens
Jul 22
Never Say It Out Loud, Ranked
Never Say It Out Loud, Ranked
How to unwin friends and attract enemies
Jean Campbell
Jul 22
According to Trump(ers), Changing the Candidate Is Unconstitutional
According to Trump(ers), Changing the Candidate Is Unconstitutional
“I want my money back!”
Captain Obvious
Jul 22
Why Are Drivers Who Master Coasting Considered Experts?
Why Are Drivers Who Master Coasting Considered Experts?
Learn how to skillfully use coasting to maximize your vehicle’s fuel efficiency and extend the life of your brake pads with these practical…
Tseng yueyue
Jul 22
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