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The Dictator Needed An Enema
The Dictator Needed An Enema
Not another enemy
Carlo Zeno
Aug 13
History Was Made By How Much The Announcers At The Olympics Said History Was Being Made
History Was Made By How Much The Announcers At The Olympics Said History Was Being Made
Witnessing history didn’t feel as historical as you would think, but it’s still history.
Dan Dore
Aug 13
The Purpose Driven Life of an Olympic Village Condom
The Purpose Driven Life of an Olympic Village Condom
Destined to touch greatness
John Corten
Aug 13
Responses When I Ask People To Subscribe To My Newsletter
Responses When I Ask People To Subscribe To My Newsletter
Can you hear me now? Helloooo.
Mayur Chauhan
Aug 13
Neanderthal in the Mall
Neanderthal in the Mall
A short poem about Trump’s ear piercing
Ryon Plock
Aug 13
How to Dog Whistle that You’re a Closet Racist
How to Dog Whistle that You’re a Closet Racist
10- Be mad at Beyoncé for singing country music.
Scott Talbot Evans
Aug 13
A Different Husband Each Day
A Different Husband Each Day
It’s all according to the mood I’m in.
Carole Olsen
Aug 13
Good Breeding
Good Breeding
My dog Crazy Bitch was once a feral animal, and she will always be defiant and difficult to train. However, my previous dog was a pure bred…
Royal Alvis
Aug 12
Most People Don’t Know This Simple Trick That Makes Life Amazing and Awesome
Most People Don’t Know This Simple Trick That Makes Life Amazing and Awesome
But I know it. Neener neener.
Christine Stevens
Aug 12
Your Ego Is The Most Unreliable Narrator Ever
Your Ego Is The Most Unreliable Narrator Ever
And it is filling you with misinformation.
Clem Samson
Aug 12
The Biggest Recycler on the Planet: Donald Trump
The Biggest Recycler on the Planet: Donald Trump
Don’t let anyone tell you the former President isn’t doing his part.
Sandra Wade
Aug 12
I Medically Need Coffee
I Medically Need Coffee
Will die without it.
Ryan Redmond
Aug 12
What Am I Doing Wrong? Why Can’t I Make A Cent On JumpKick.net?
What Am I Doing Wrong? Why Can’t I Make A Cent On JumpKick.net?
I can’t believe it! I have tried and tried to get a winning spiel on Jumpkick.net, the website where you can start a fundraiser for…
Roger Freed
Aug 12
Thirst Things First
Thirst Things First
How do you do, summer in New York City, 1992
Spyder Darling
Aug 12
Maga Campaign Hits Harris Iceberg… Lowers Lifeboats
Maga Campaign Hits Harris Iceberg… Lowers Lifeboats
Unwise Trump pirates Celine's song about the Titanic sinking
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 12
I, Lucifer, Release Hordes of Demon Real Estate Agents Every Morning
I, Lucifer, Release Hordes of Demon Real Estate Agents Every Morning
And they’re dressed so nicely
Brian Throne
Aug 12
Drumpf Promises to Withdraw from 2028 Olympics
Drumpf Promises to Withdraw from 2028 Olympics
”Why should we share with the riffraff?”
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 11
Honesty In Dating
Honesty In Dating
The next person you date might not be who you think they are
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 11
Wrap Your Car Keys In Foil At Night When You Get Home!
Wrap Your Car Keys In Foil At Night When You Get Home!
And miscellaneous other important travel nonsense
Christine Stevens
Aug 11
How I Feel About Boxing — You Should Share The Same Feelings
How I Feel About Boxing — You Should Share The Same Feelings
Well, only if you have ever been in the ring!!!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Aug 11
I am worried about these newest Captchas
I am worried about these newest Captchas
Sometimes we forget the people we love, but I’ve never forgotten anyone or anything I’ve hated — which is why everybody knows what a…
Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
Aug 11
The Magical Adventures of My Office HP Printer.
The Magical Adventures of My Office HP Printer.
My office’s enchantment box — the one that spits out words and pictures. It’s like a talking parrot but with paper plumes. They call it…
Biswajit Nayak
Aug 11
“How Can I Couch This in Terms So You Can Understand?”
“How Can I Couch This in Terms So You Can Understand?”
That one line is a pretty good bet right now
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 11
Records Verify Drumpf Helicopter Story
Records Verify Drumpf Helicopter Story
Also show he was killed and replaced by buggy AI
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 10
Destined For The Smoothie; An Angry Letter From The Forgotten Bananas In The Bowl
Destined For The Smoothie; An Angry Letter From The Forgotten Bananas In The Bowl
I Am So Desperate To Be Used, I Swear I’ll Go With Anything.
Adam Foster-Bridges
Aug 10
30 Things No One Has Ever Said
30 Things No One Has Ever Said
I’m getting an extra colonoscopy to make sure I hit my deductible early
John Corten
Aug 10
Alternative News Website Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.
Alternative News Website Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.
A side development of the current Israeli/Palestinian conflict is the Israeli annexing of further Palestinian land for their ever-swelling…
Roger Freed
Aug 10
Hi, My Name Is Sean
Hi, My Name Is Sean
And you better believe I’m an alcoholic
Spyder Darling
Aug 10
“Waiter… I’ll Have The Salmon-ella!”
“Waiter… I’ll Have The Salmon-ella!”
Are Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain worms caused by eating roadkill?
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 10
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 117
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 117
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 10
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