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Trump Sneakers! What An Original, Unheard Of Idea That Only A Stable Genius Could Have Thought Up
The man formerly known as President Donald Jesus The Second Trump, has come up with a brilliant new merchandising scheme designed to make…
Roger Freed
Jul 14
Trump Was Saved By His Comb-Over
Trump Was Saved By His Comb-Over
Three inches of folded-over hair provided a protective shield from the shooter
Christine Stevens
Jul 14
My Brilliant Idea
My Brilliant Idea
Please let me know before I make an ass of myself again
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 14
Was Biden’s Conversation With French President Macron at the NATO Summit the Reason Biden Is…
Was Biden’s Conversation With French President Macron at the NATO Summit the Reason Biden Is…
This CNS reporter believes so
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 14
My Suitor In Sparkly Leggings . . .
My Suitor In Sparkly Leggings . . .
Driving to meet Eustace through clouds of spray on the motorway
Linda Lately
Jul 14
Mark Robinson Vowed to Kill His Wife After Realizing She Went Through With His Paid Abortion
Mark Robinson Vowed to Kill His Wife After Realizing She Went Through With His Paid Abortion
Cheaper than getting divorced
Ellie Salvaje
Jul 14
Batter Uses Moronic Hit-by-Pitch Rule to Achieve Perfect on-Base Percentage
Batter Uses Moronic Hit-by-Pitch Rule to Achieve Perfect on-Base Percentage
It’s technically not cheating
John Corten
Jul 14
Kitchen Confessional
Kitchen Confessional
Ten steps to home cooking success
Spyder Darling
Jul 14
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 108
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 108
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 14
Enshittify Your Life
Enshittify Your Life
You know you want to — not that you have any choice
Mike Hickman
Jul 13
How AI Ruined Star Wars For Me
How AI Ruined Star Wars For Me
What are all those people doing on the Death Star anyway, shovelling coal into the boilers?
Patrick Metzger
Jul 13
No one really cares about your new selfie.
No one really cares about your new selfie.
I have been following Debra for a while now. She is a chic woman, an avid gardener, and color consultant. I honestly don’t know what that…
JC Graffam
Jul 13
Secret Hotel Hacks That Every Traveler Should Know
Secret Hotel Hacks That Every Traveler Should Know
Put baggage in the bathtub as soon as you get in the room.
Christine Stevens
Jul 13
Is Medium Trying to Dupe Me?
Is Medium Trying to Dupe Me?
This month, I’ll be lucky if I make enough for a prayer.
Carole Olsen
Jul 12
Jump Start My Heart
Jump Start My Heart
Sex, drugs and muscle cars behind garage doors
Spyder Darling
Jul 12
People and Entities I’d Vote for Instead of Trump
People and Entities I’d Vote for Instead of Trump
An incomplete list
Pablo Andreu
Jul 12
The Craziness Ends…Only Briefly
The Craziness Ends…Only Briefly
As I Continue Reading More Of Project 2025.
David Volk
Jul 12
Read Our New Unlimited PTO Policy, Underling
Read Our New Unlimited PTO Policy, Underling
You’re sooo lucky we’re such a progressive company, underling
Ally Bush
Jul 12
“Advice”
A flash fiction story
S.L. Neechski
Jul 12
Nine Ways I Failed the Free Will Test
Nine Ways I Failed the Free Will Test
In the last month alone
Carlo Zeno
Jul 12
Breaking: Biden Campaign Emergency Brainstorm Memo Leaked
Breaking: Biden Campaign Emergency Brainstorm Memo Leaked
Since President Joe Biden’s debate debacle, an early-than-usual encounter strategically sought by his campaign team that yielded disastrous…
Rich Taylor
Jul 12
Red State Supermarkets Now Selling Ammo from Vending Machines
Red State Supermarkets Now Selling Ammo from Vending Machines
After all, people brandishing lethal weapons deserve convenience, too!
Johnny Robish
Jul 11
New Jersey Man — Married 60 Years — Wants to File for Divorce Because His Wife Makes Him Just Too…
New Jersey Man — Married 60 Years — Wants to File for Divorce Because His Wife Makes Him Just Too…
A sad story indeed
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 11
The Next Best Hope For Saving Mankind
The Next Best Hope For Saving Mankind
Chapter One: Know Thyself. (Excerpted from my book The Seven Labyrinths)
Clem Samson
Jul 11
I’m Hannibal Lector And I’m Crossing The Border
I’m Hannibal Lector And I’m Crossing The Border
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Christine Stevens
Jul 11
Pass Your Phone to the BallparkVendor on the Aisle
Pass Your Phone to the BallparkVendor on the Aisle
I celebrated our nation’s birthday by taking in a ballgame at Wrigley Field, a park known for its rich history, neighborhood location and…
Greg Schwem
Jul 11
Samsung’s $400 ‘Galaxy Ring’
Samsung’s $400 ‘Galaxy Ring’
The Emperor’s New Wearable?
Shaun Gurmin (Skynet's Side-eye)
Jul 11
Republicons Rewrite History In Project 2025
Republicons Rewrite History In Project 2025
The Contract On America Just Makes Shit Up.
David Volk
Jul 11
Bidets Are Not “Gay,” Dad
Bidets Are Not “Gay,” Dad
Opening my father’s eyes to the marvels of a clean anus.
Joe Bee
Jul 11
I Love Joe Biden. I Want to have his Children.
I Love Joe Biden. I Want to have his Children.
He should step aside.
Ross Rosenfeld
Jul 11
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