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Donald Trump prepares his Rosh Hashanah message
Donald Trump prepares his Rosh Hashanah message
The greatest, most beautiful religionous message, if you can believe it
julian rogers
Sep 30
Thank you, Donald Trump
Thank you, Donald Trump
You are being most helpful at this moment in history
Dana Leger
Aug 2
Cockwomble elegy
Cockwomble elegy
An ode
julian rogers
Aug 16
Buyer’s remorse: J.D. Vance
Buyer’s remorse: J.D. Vance
A story of inconvenience
julian rogers
Jul 25
How Hamas fakes casualty figures (and the Israel haters are loving it)
How Hamas fakes casualty figures (and the Israel haters are loving it)
Plain math to disprove their numbers
M
Mar 18
You should definitely get married
You should definitely get married
Thinking about popping the question? Go for it! And if you’re wondering what you’re in for, ask a married person.
julian rogers
Mar 2
Where’s Trumpo?
Where’s Trumpo?
#TrumpIsHiding
sad trombone
Apr 1
Trump is weird: It’s the end of the world as we know it
Trump is weird: It’s the end of the world as we know it
That’s hate It starts with a burger plate, ketchup bottles, fries like an aeroplane Diaper Don is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to…
sad trombone
Jul 29
People also ask … about marriage
People also ask … about marriage
Google tells on those that are wondering about getting married. Here are the real answers.
Lynn C
Mar 21
A season to forget: Las Vegas Raiders 2024
A season to forget: Las Vegas Raiders 2024
The Raiders’ season already feels like a lost cause
sad trombone
Aug 18
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