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Zombie clowns from hell
Zombie clowns from hell
no no no nooooooooooooo!
sad trombone
Oct 31
Thank you, Donald Trump
Thank you, Donald Trump
You are being most helpful at this moment in history
Dana Leger
Aug 2
Cockwomble elegy
Cockwomble elegy
An ode
julian rogers
Aug 16
Buyer’s remorse: J.D. Vance
Buyer’s remorse: J.D. Vance
A story of inconvenience
julian rogers
Jul 25
NFL fire sale season is upon us
NFL fire sale season is upon us
Who’s clearly tanking, who’s probably tanking and who’s about to be tanking
julian rogers
Oct 17
You should definitely get married
You should definitely get married
Thinking about popping the question? Go for it! And if you’re wondering what you’re in for, ask a married person.
julian rogers
Mar 2
Donald Trump prepares his Rosh Hashanah message
Donald Trump prepares his Rosh Hashanah message
The greatest, most beautiful religionous message, if you can believe it
julian rogers
Sep 30
Trump is weird: It’s the end of the world as we know it
Trump is weird: It’s the end of the world as we know it
That’s hate It starts with a burger plate, ketchup bottles, fries like an aeroplane Diaper Don is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to…
sad trombone
Jul 29
Trump: Fake Christian or the greatest fake Christian the likes of which we’ve never seen?
Trump: Fake Christian or the greatest fake Christian the likes of which we’ve never seen?
God weighs in
julian rogers
Oct 24
A season to forget: Las Vegas Raiders 2024
A season to forget: Las Vegas Raiders 2024
The Raiders’ season already feels like a lost cause
sad trombone
Aug 18
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