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The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Penis of Mr. “I Want to Get Laid Tonight”

Is He The Man Of Your Dreams, Or Is He Pingu The Claymation Sensation?

Excerpt from “50 Shades of Freedom” An Erotic Novel For The Freedom Trucker

A Guide For Finding The Clitoris This Valentine’s Day Season

My Pitch For An Erotic Anthology Series That’s Totally Not Just An Excuse For Me To Shoot A Gay Sex Scene With Matt…

It’s So Hot That You Recognize My Right To Choose

Damn, dude, you’re sexy.

My Kink is Going to the Dentist

It hurts in a hot way!

What Is And Is Not Eligible To Be Placed In The Key Party Orgy Bowl

Please just use a regular house or…

Relationship Porn for the Lonely Asexual

Not having sex has never been this hot.

Schedule of Josie, The Gay Cicada Living in Your Backyard

I wake up and yell to the tune of “Motion…