Pilot

My Entry for the 2016 Monash Prize

I was halfway through my furious masturbation session when the woman from 15 Burkwood Street halted her yoga, mid-downward dog, and stared straight at me in the bush outside of her window.

Society Collapses As Facebook Outage Enters Tenth Minute

Analysis of Overused Song Phrases/Lyrics

In the history of music, much is to be said about the state of repetition. Sometimes repetition is a good thing. Your classic example is following a recipe. You repeat the process, you get (mostly) the same result.

Man to Have Legs Amputated after Failing to Find a Seat While Shopping With Girlfriend

Acceptable vs. Unacceptable Coffee Orders

The Balance of the Beans

Acceptable

Want To Write? Then Stop Your Cocaine and Butter-Chicken Fuelled Bender

A Collection of Failed Pick-Up Lines

The Trials and Tribulations of the Single Man

Conversations with Jesus

On The Australian Gay Marriage Plebiscite

An Over-the-Top Porn Film Scenario

Janie is a twenty-two year old woman that is struggling with her university assignments. She thinks…