Analysis of Piss Colour After a Night Out

#FFFDFC

• Did you even go out last night?

Quotes From Mother on ‘The Farmer Wants A Wife’

Disclaimer: Mum is blonde. Not ‘dumb’ blonde, she just wants to see the blondes get ahead in the race for love.

Adult Vices Explained to a Child

Racism

“Yeah, so you see that other human being over there? I don’t like them. Why? They’ve got a different colour skin tone.”

Sexism

Medium Automatic Tag Generation Gone Wrong

Disclaimer: Only one of these has been entered by yours truly. I’ll leave it up to you to guess which one.

The Day I Unfollowed Life Learnings

It was just like any other day.

A Story Idea That Definitely Won’t Win the Man Booker Prize

The Grinning Glassie

Life in the Throes of Tonsillitis

You’ve never been much of a drug taker. Legal drugs that is.

You’ve being convinced by your mother since birth that antibiotics should only be taken when they really are needed.

The Future of Cooking Oil

If you’re a human – even one of those morally righteous vegans, you probably cook.

Cooked food is the one thing that separates us from any other organism on this planet. And while fire was, of course, very important to this cooking phenomenon, another has…

The Thug Life

“Dear boy, it wasn’t you who chose the thug life” said the Pope. “It was the thug life that chose you.”