U.S. Missile Attack Bluff On North Korea Declared As “Fake Cruise”

I Know What You’re Thinking: Is That Guy On The Train Watching ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ Or Hardcore Porn With A Decent Plotline?

An Investigation Into Train Boobs

Gordon Ramsay Buys Time Magazine, Renames ‘Thyme’ Magazine

Technically Illiterate Geriatric Man Narrowly Avoids Posting Pornographic Search On Facebook Wall

Mother Determines She’s Drunk Enough At Family Gathering To Retrieve Video Camera To Add To Shaky Archival Family Footage

Straight Or Nah, Mate?

Lazy Limericks

Dear Man Who Ate Someone Else’s Chips,

In that moment you resembled your spirit animal: the seagull. Your beady eyes, present even in the gloom of the pub, zeroed in on the people leaving next to you. Once you ascertained that they were definitely not coming back, your focus flicked to their leftover food. They’d done a good…

The Dragon and the Bird

A Short Story

A Sexting Smiting

Flash Fiction

In the wide halls of Orange County Hospital, within the confines of the…

The Meaningless Mound

Flash Fiction