Exactly one interesting thing has happened to me since the virus started: I met my first big city conman. Not socially…
You may recall that back in March, NASA accepted applications to their 2021 class of astronauts. I’ve been dreaming…
The administration at my high school really wanted us to have more sex, I guess.
Hey, comics. Alex here. Quick favor: I’m gonna need you to stop saying you make fun of everybody equally, as if that makes you a hero. Your insult-communism doesn’t make you a righteous First Amendment warrior. It makes you an asshole.
My wife and I want to have kids at some point, so we’ve been practicing raising kids. And by that I mean watching parents and assuming we could do a better job. We are very good at this game.
If you have a service dog that I can’t pet, you should at least carry a smaller animal you can hand out as a consolation prize. You should carry around a hamster in a tiny green vest, at least.
