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Be My Friend With Unusual Benefits

Hello, eligible “friends.” Thank you for considering me to be your friend with benefits. You see, I’m a modern woman. And when I want…

Mar 22, 2021

Be My Friend With Unusual Benefits

Mar 22, 2021

Maddie Weigelt
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Slackjaw

Ways Meghan Markle Personally Bullied Me, The Wittle Old Qween Of Engwand

French kissed my Grandson Harry and then gave me the middle finger.

Mar 10, 2021

Ways Meghan Markle Personally Bullied Me, The Wittle Old Qween Of Engwand

Mar 10, 2021

Maddie Weigelt
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Slackjaw

‘Twas The Night Before Inauguration

‘Twas the night before inauguration, and all through the white house,

Jan 23, 2021

‘Twas The Night Before Inauguration

Jan 23, 2021

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Slackjaw

Small Talk About The Weather For When Your Weather Is Ash-Rain

Hey ______, strange weather we’re having, huh?

Oct 1, 2020

Small Talk About The Weather For When Your Weather Is Ash-Rain

Oct 1, 2020

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Slackjaw

A Kick-Ass Guide To Virtual Bullying

Sup fellow nerd punchers!

Sep 4, 2020

A Kick-Ass Guide To Virtual Bullying

Sep 4, 2020

Maddie Weigelt
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Slackjaw

Glad I Can Go To Restaurants Again; Furious I Can’t Kiss My Waiter On The Mouth!

Dear political fruitcake,

Aug 3, 2020

Glad I Can Go To Restaurants Again; Furious I Can’t Kiss My Waiter On The Mouth!

Aug 3, 2020

Maddie Weigelt
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Slackjaw

Turns Out The “Midnight Train Going Anywhere” Was Just Headed To Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Don’t Stop Believin’. I haven’t heard those words in a long time.

Jun 22, 2020

Turns Out The “Midnight Train Going Anywhere” Was Just Headed To Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Jun 22, 2020

Maddie Weigelt
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Slackjaw

I Am Your Genie And Here Is How I Will Screw Up Your Wish

“I wish I could find love.”

May 8, 2020

I Am Your Genie And Here Is How I Will Screw Up Your Wish

May 8, 2020

Maddie Weigelt
in
Slackjaw

I’m Going To Dress Martin Scorsese Like The Old Man From “Up” And You Can’t Stop Me

It’s not a want, but a need.

Mar 10, 2020

I’m Going To Dress Martin Scorsese Like The Old Man From “Up” And You Can’t Stop Me

Mar 10, 2020

Maddie Weigelt
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The Belladonna Comedy

10 Things Babies Could Do That Would Impress Me More Than Walking

Read this list, you baby.

Sep 23, 2019

10 Things Babies Could Do That Would Impress Me More Than Walking

Sep 23, 2019

Maddie Weigelt

Maddie Weigelt

Editor at Slackjaw. Writings on McSweeney’s, Slackjaw (obviously), The Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna, Points In Case. https://maddieweigelt.wixsite.com/hello

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