Passwords are Obsolete

And they make Heartbleed a thousand times worse

If You Want to Be Successful, Learn How to Steal

Metrics, A Story

A metric goes to a bar. “What’ll you be having?” asks the bartender.

Don’t Let a Bad Yesterday Ruin a Great TODAY

Let it go

Here’s a quote from a guy I wanted to meet for a long time and actually just recently got to meet.

“Don’t ruin a good day today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Let it go.” — Grant…

The Power of Swearing

Even though I try to polish the way I write, I do believe in the power of swearing, and I am strongly opposed to anyone…

Forget ObamaCare — Get Cryonics Insurance!

Immortality is cheaper than ObamaCare.

A Note on Being Grateful 

In case you were wondering how I do what I do

Bad Chinese Food + A Rubik’s Cube

= My Best Date Ever

30 Reasons to Smile

If an old lady struggling to put cents together has reason to smile wide, so must…

Why women (desperately) need bigger jeans pockets

Levis, Lee Cooper and all denim jeans makers, hear…