I Stayed At A Hotel Across The Street From a Mall and Whole Foods

my dog bit my daughter’s face

dogs + ppl don’t always work

my dog bit my daughter’s…

there’s an apostrophe in “applebee’s” & they won’t be able to cross the digital divide

Is your favorite brand ‘threatened’?

Read These Books If You Want To Sell Out

At least, I think you should. I don’t really know anything…

vaguely feel that these $400 tires i used for 2 days may have saved my life(?)

my 2003 saturn vue…

11 Random Notes from my Google Keep

Note 1:

Zombie horse mask

Emily Dickinson puppet

Sick in the head book

Fake Tinkerbell wings

16 (Pretty Good) Avocado Toast Tweets I Found in ~3 Minutes